Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Monday, April 2, 2012 // Woot
Evading The Question I’m sorry, sir, I’m just a document scanner. I can’t advise you on your theory that the IRS is unconstitutional. I’m afraid there’s been a misunderstanding. I’m not an attorney, an accountant, a professional tax preparer, or a “sovereign citizen magistrate”, whatever that is. I’m a NeatDesk Desktop Scanner. If you want […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
The day starts as any other normal day for April. She wakes up. She yawns, and stretches. She talks herself out of going to the gym, convincing herself that she’ll go later tonight. She walks into the kitchen, her bare feet padding softly on the imitation-bamboo floors. She reaches into the cabinet, standing on her […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Mona Lisa Underachiever When I was a child, I spake as a child. But when I was a man, I had to accept that living in a cyberpunk future would be sort of expensive. Back in sixth grade, hey, I spent all day imagining I was in The Matrix or something. Powerful computers, open networks, […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Saturday, December 24, 2011 // Woot
God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman That furry red-and-white coat would look great over a black turtleneck, wouldn’t it? “Tonight’s the night! Are you excited about Jobsmas Eve?” I’m afraid to even ask what that means. “Jobsmas Eve, man! The way I see it, over the next several hundred years, the stature of Steve Jobs will […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Oh come on, this is ridiculous. You don’t want to be on your deathbed wondering where that Arby’s receipt from 2002 went. So you can look me in the eye and, with a straight face, tell me you’d rather your legacy on this earth be orderly and organized rather than meaningful? You’re telling me you’d […]
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 // Deals
Here’s your chance to score a pair of high-speed 4GB RAM modules for just $ 25. This is an update of a deal I posted a few months back. A RAM upgrade is a great way to make your PC run faster, especially if you run a lot of programs simultaneously. More RAM means less […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Are you ready for some HPs?! ‘Cause we’re about to have a glut of them. Are you sick of desktop PCs bringing the WootOff to a grinding halt as you wait for someone to shell out a few hundred bucks on some refurbished HP merchandise? Well, have we got terrible news for you! Since HP […]
