Klipsch In-Ear Headphones

Saturday, October 20, 2012

We’re not exactly sure what it means, but we heard some teenagers talking about the “filthy” “bass drops” of their preferred musical stylings. Well, if its filth you’re looking for, you couldn’t find greater putrescence than these Klipsch in-ear headphones.

If it’s gag-inducing filth you’re after, these deliver. The moving-coil driving speaker delivers rich sound, and could easily be covered with a culture of your favorite fungus or bacteria. Or, if you’re into more of a natural dirtiness, you could rub the patented oval ear tips in cow or horse manure. The possibilities for filth are endless.

Of course, if you hip young folks really want to take your aural experience to the next level of grime, you’ll want to bury them in an earthenware pot full of cabbage and let them ferment for a couple of years. You’ll be blown away by the sound-isolating experience these Klipsch headphones produce.

You’ll probably be blown away by the stench, too.

• Design: In-ear, Dynamic Moving Coil Micro Speaker
• Driver diameter: 5.8mm
• Drive Components: Full Range KG 15
• Finish: Graphite Gray
• Frequency Response: 12Hz – 18kHz
• Impedance: 18 ohms
• Input Connection: 3.5mm
• Noise Isolation: -18
• Cord Length: 36″
• Sensitivity: 106dB
• Weight: 0.388 oz

In the box:

• Klipsch Image S3 Graphite Gray In-Ear Noise-Isolating Headphones
• Carrying Case
• (3) Pairs Oval Ear Tips

Woot