Thursday, April 18, 2013 // Woot
Just an FYI, this is a 3D Blu-ray Player, A REAL BLU-RAY PLAYER! We only mention this because there’ve been a lot of different products that aren’t real Blu-Ray Players trying to capitalize on Blu-Ray’s success. Like: Blue-Ray Players: will play all your favorite movies, but makes color is a shade of blue. Boo-Ray Players: turns […]
Thursday, April 11, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you have at least one functioning eyeball. If you can watch it – Blu-ray, 3D, cable, Netflix, DivX – this thing can play it. Don’t use this: to watch VHS tapes. OK, that’s one thing. Rejected names for this product include: the Triplo-Dimensional Omni-Videator, Showz-It-All, the Superidiot Box If this item were […]
Friday, April 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because nobody on the bus will notice that’s it’s not an iPod if you take out of your pocket REALLY REALLY quick! Don’t use this: if you’re planning on staying local. C’mon man! Get global! At the local watering hole, this would order: something for all the ladies! Get it? Because it’s a […]
Tuesday, March 19, 2013 // Woot
There’s a moment in The Empire Strikes Back when Darth Vader says JOIN ME to a frightened Luke Skywalker. JOIN ME AND WE CAN DEFEAT THE EMPEROR TOGETHER. And, really, if you think about it- that would have been a MUCH more efficient plan. Two dudes versus one old dude? No matter who wins, it’s […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
Sure, the price is good, but just HD and 3D and WiFi? Is that all? I mean, that’s fine for my grandma or somebody like that. You know, people who are still impressed by crisper-than-reality three-dimensional images. But why should I settle for that? I want full-surround hologramic images with OdorReady ambient airflow and TactileSense […]
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 // Woot
How to explain? How can I make you understand the horror, the panic, the sheer genital-shriveling terror I feel over even a glimpse of the rainbow shine of a DVD or Blu-ray? There are no words. There are no words. Only screams. But does that mean I can’t watch movies at my house? Not at […]
Monday, March 4, 2013 // Woot
There’s a moment in The Empire Strikes Back when Darth Vader says JOIN ME to a frightened Luke Skywalker. JOIN ME AND WE CAN DEFEAT THE EMPEROR TOGETHER. And, really, if you think about it- that would have been a MUCH more efficient plan. Two dudes versus one old dude? No matter who wins, it’s […]
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 // Woot
I refuse to fall into the trap of monovideogamy. My Blu-ray desires are too wild, too untamed, to ever be satisfied by just one player. Sometimes I might be in the mood for posting social media updates directly from the Sony BDP-S185 about the Blu-ray adventures we’ve shared together. Other moments might find me aroused […]
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 // Woot
Features: Anynet+ (HDMI-CEC): Yes Apps Platform: Samsung Apps 3D: Yes BD Wise?: Yes AllShare?: Yes Samsung Smart Blu-ray ?: Yes Media Hub: Yes Fast Booting and Loading Time: Yes Audio: Dolby Digital Decoder: Yes Dolby Digital Plus Decoder: Yes Dolby True HD Decoder: Yes DTS Decoder: Yes DTS Audio Decoding Output: Yes Video: HD Upconversion: […]
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you don’t just wanna watch movies; you want to experience movies. And by “experience movies,” we mean experience how it feels to watch movies. Don’t use this: to make coffee. It’s Blu-ray, not Bru-ray. Left to its own devices, this would: play nothing but Drive over and over again, trying to make […]
