Global 4GB MP4 Player w/2.8″ Touchscreen
Friday, April 5, 2013
Use this: because nobody on the bus will notice that’s it’s not an iPod if you take out of your pocket REALLY REALLY quick!
Don’t use this: if you’re planning on staying local. C’mon man! Get global!
At the local watering hole, this would order: something for all the ladies! Get it? Because it’s a player? Eh? EHHHH???
The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: the product is at a biker bar. It gets into a fight and acts all tough, but when it goes to play its fighting song, Taylor Swift comes on! (She’s the musical guest for the episode, BTW.)
Left unattended in an airport, this item would be mistaken for: an MP3 player. What a bunch of idiots, right? Like, seriously! It’s so obviously an MP4 player! LOL!
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Display: | 2.8″ Full Color Touchscreen |
| Memory: | Internal: 4GB External: Full-Size SD Slot (Up to 8GB) |
| Frequency Response: | 20Hz – 20kHz |
| Distortion: | <0.1% |
| SNR: | >85 dB |
| Signal Separation: | > 85 dB |
| Support Compression Rate: | 32 – 320kbps |
| Audio Standard Output: | App 5mW+5mW (32 ohms) |
| Music Format: | MP3, WMA |
| Photo Format: | JPEG, BMP, TIFF |
| Video Format: | WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4 |
| eBook Format: | TXT |
| Voice Recording Format: | WAV |
| Connections: | miniUSB 3.5mm |
| Battery: | 400mA Lithium |
| Battery Life (continuous play): | Video: Up to 2.5 hours Music: Up to 4 hours |
| Dimensions: | 2.15″(W) x 3.6″(H) x 0.5″(D) |
| Weight: | 2.4 oz |
In the box:
- Global 353941 4GB MP4 Player with 2.8″ Touchscreen
- USB Cable
- Earbuds
- Driver CD
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