Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Welcome to the most realistic voyeur site on the internet. REAL girls. Live and uncut. Welcome to the REALEST site on the web. Real girls, 24/7! We took a refurbished Uniden Indoor Wireless Security Surveillance System and hooked it up inside a house rented by three girls all attending the nearby college. They’re 18, single, […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Public Private Conversations With all these debt collectors always hounding me, I’ve decided to start screening my phone calls. That’s right: I’ve cleaned out the garage, set up chairs like a theater, and starting Tuesday, I’ll be using my Optoma Neo-i Video Projector & Speaker System for iPhone & iPod to literally screen my phone […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
I noticed you have a hard time getting to the phone when I call. I picked this up for you to make it easier. Hey pal! Your favorite neighbor, Rick, here! Hey I noticed I seem to have a heck of a time gettin’ on the ol’ ring a ding whenever we’re tryin’ to invite […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
The Trees Want Revenge There’s nothing like using your cell phone in the park! Unless you’re just there because you can’t get a signal at home. sniff Heddo? Yeds, boss, id’s me. No, I canb’t come indo de offiz dotay. I god a code. sniff No, I said code. My sinuses are all stubbed up. […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
If all goes according to plan The Neato XV-12 is an intelligent, efficient machine. That’s important to know when planning a heist. Here are the facts as we have them: 1. Millionaire Marco Vidalli is notoriously clumsy. 2. Having come by his fortune through less-than-legal means, he fears having his actions recorded, and so has […]
Thursday, December 29, 2011 // Woot
Financial Security Best security system on the market? Depends who you ask. Best security system at this price? Now you’re getting it. When you measure this Zmodo system against the Platonic ideal of what a security system should be, make sure you weigh the money you’ll be saving, too. Does it have drawbacks, limitations, imperfections? […]
Friday, December 23, 2011 // Woot
Yamaha 5.1 Speaker Set Warranty: 2 Year Yamaha Condition: New Features: Ideal for dynamic digital movie tracks and concert quality music reproduction in a cosmetically pleasing cabinet size designed to blend into any home décor Natural Sound 5.1-channel speaker package with five acoustically matched speakers (Mains, Center and Surround speakers) and a 100W powered […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Hung Up A quick FAQ for the Ooma Telo VOIP Phone. What exactly is the Ooma Telo VOIP Phone? It’s a device that you plug your high-speed internet into and then you can make free calls within the US! You only pay applicable taxes! Oh, so it’s not just a strange-looking cell phone? Nope! But […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Welcome to Sound Bar. “Hi! I’ve been looking all over for something like this.” Please, no enthusiasm. Sound Bar is the new elite night club. I realize this is probably the highlight of your until-now-meaningless existence, but act like you’ve been here before. “What?” We ask all patrons of Sound Bar to adopt a disaffected, […]
Friday, November 4, 2011 // Woot
You’re Very Welcome If four surveillance cameras above my front door seems paranoid to you, then you don’t know an ultra-valuable welcome mat when you see one. First off, its material is actually a synthetic fiber developed by NASA that melts mud and dust upon contact, while secreting a non-toxic cleaning solution to sterilize the […]
