Friday, May 11, 2012 // Woot
Who’s Stealing From Whom I always wanted to make a crime film. That’s why I bought the Zmodo 4 CH/Camera 500GB Surveillance System. sneak sneak stuff stuff stuff sneak sneak sneak CUT! Okay, can we get some light in here, please? “Wha- what’s going on?” Listen, thiefy-baby. That part where you slid in the window […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Don’t hold it against us. We accept no responsibility for any bad news you get over these phones. Don’t get us wrong. You might buy this refurbished Uniden Cordless Phone System and have a happy life using the three handsets and digital answering machine to have happy, carefree conversations with your family and friends with […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
I survived! I can’t believe I’m alive! Comes in pretty handy everywhere… except maybe a desert island. Wh- Where am I? The plane…I remember the crash. Waves. Water. Am I alive? I have to be alive; death wouldn’t hurt this badly. Am I the only one who made it? Oh, god. I’m stranded on this […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
A Difference You Can’t Hear Try the blue ones. Hmm. Okay, now the black. Alright, now the red. UGH! They all sound exactly alike! How am I as a concerned consumer supposed to make an informed decision based on product specs and features alone? I already know they all have the same chrome 3.5mm plug, […]
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 // Woot
Life happens in the little spaces. Music can help fill the gaps. A woman walks into an apartment. It could be any apartment anywhere in the world to us, but to her it’s home. The furniture, strange and alien to us, is warm and inviting to her. She runs her finger along the arm of […]
Tuesday, March 27, 2012 // Woot
Be Prepared Don’t think of it as being overprotective. Think of it as an investment in your daughter’s future. Polite society sure does make things tough on a guy just trying to do right by his baby girl. Breaking into her Facebook account to see if any boys are hitting on her is looked down […]
Thursday, March 22, 2012 // Woot
Thwarted by the janitor Dan, am I live? You got the volume turned up on the Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speaker System? Alright good! Hello, everyone! I apologize that I am not there in the gymnasium in person, but I’ve decided to Skype this in today to show my commitment to getting better technology in the […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
If all goes according to plan The Neato XV-12 is an intelligent, efficient machine. That’s important to know when planning a heist. Here are the facts as we have them: 1. Millionaire Marco Vidalli is notoriously clumsy. 2. Having come by his fortune through less-than-legal means, he fears having his actions recorded, and so has […]
Sunday, February 26, 2012 // Woot
Caught In The Act Come on, son. We all know you’re the one who tried to shave the dog. We’ve got the whole thing on video. Look, why don’t you just come clean? It’d be easier for all of us if you just confess. We’ve got all the evidence we need to put you away […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
It’s A “Bright” Decision… GET IT???? Planning to hang out at the pool listening to tunes? Then why should you be paying an electric bill? Look, that little iMonster is costing you extra cash every month. You know it, it knows it, the guy getting rich off your electric bills knows it. And guess what? […]
