Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Aww, snap! Look who’s back! Oh hey, 30-pin iPod. Didn’t get enough last time, did you? “No! I, I, I came b-b-back to t-t-t-tell…” Spit it out, iPod. Yeah, we don’t got all day. “… to tell you guys to stop making funna me!” Oh, is that so? Why? Because we insulted your singing voice? […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Okay, I’ve done some investigating and I think I found out the problem with our karaoke parties. The speakers are all wrong! So I picked up this Energy Take Classic 5pc Speaker System and hooked it up to the entertainment center so we can sing over our favorite songs in style! Obviously we’ve all experienced […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
Awesome prank idea: you take on of these OOMA Telo VoIP Home Phone Systems and a time machine, and you travel back in time to, like, the ’70s. You show people the Ooma and say, “This is what phones become in the future.” You can explain how it plugs into your high-speed internet, or how […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
“Greetings, adventurers. If you’re hearing this message on my iPod, broadcasting through my Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System that means you received my summons and have come to this abandoned warehouse.” “We were told there would be espresso.” “And pastries.” “You’re no doubt commenting on the lack of the promised coffee and pastry, but […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
You want to know a secret? I actually started out in janitorial, if you can believe it! And what’s even crazier than that, I’ve only been here a week! How is that even possible? I’ll explain! You see, it was my second day, and I was just doing my job – using my map to […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
Drivers: Two 2″ full-range drivers with 4″ subwoofer Frequency Range: 50 Hz – 18 kHz (-10 dB) SPL: 84 dB S/N Ratio @ 1 kHz: > 74 dB Continuous Power: 9 Watts RMS Peak Power: 18 Watts Easy Satellite: 2W per channel @ 4 ohms @ 10% THD @ 180 Hz – 18 kHz Subwoofer: […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
In his teachings, the Great Zmodo tells us that in order to comprehend the vastness of the external world, we must first understand OURSELVES. This can only be achieved by a process called the “Four Noble Cameras,” in which you sit in silent meditation with four Zmodo surveillance cameras pointed at oneself until one’s own […]
Thursday, October 11, 2012 // Woot
We’re no stranger to iStuff, or sound systems for iPods, iPhones, and iPads in general. Eventually they all kind of blur together into one big congealed ball of iGoo. But once in awhile a product comes along with such a crazy premise or weird name that we sit up and take notice, if only for […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
Boy, I bet you felt pretty good about life sitting there in that line at the crack of dawn, the proud moment of your iPhone 5 pre-order still fresh in your memory. You probably couldn’t wait to whip it out for all your friends and family to see. “Look how long it is?” you’d ask […]
Sunday, September 23, 2012 // Woot
5-course, price-fixed menu: Course 1: Energy Take speaker chips served with spinach and low distortion dip. Course 2: Cup of cream of Energy Take speaker soup, garnished with keyhole slots, threaded inserts, and rubber bumpers for mounting. Course 3: Baked Energy Take speaker cake, served on bed of rice, sprinkled with aluminum-dome tweeter aioli. Course […]
