Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
There are only two human emotions worth bearing witness to: Comedy and Tragedy. Luckily with the Zmodo 8-Channel Surveillance Camera, you can catch both. And, if you’re lucky, you might observe that rarest of surveillance phenomena: Dramedy. You see, the Zmodo system has 2 dome cameras and 2 bullet cameras, so it can catch anything […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
I know! I was shocked too, but there it is. Nothing but dope political speeches from Nobel-quality diplomats, man. And now that we’ve got this Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System I can just dock the ol’ iPhone and let the slow jams roll. Aw, man, this is that remix of the Kissinger/Nixon tapes on […]
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 // Woot
I always knew the usual paths into the movie business weren’t for me. Working my way up from some crap job at a studio? Way too much work. Film school? They’re all controlled by the Church of Satan – seriously, it’s an open secret in the industry – plus, see what I said above about […]
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
“I love you.” “Ri ruv roo.” “Awww. You’re so sweet. What do you want to do today?” “Rake a ralk?” “You wanna go for a walk?” “Rya! Rya! I ranna ro!” “OK, let’s go. I’ll just put on my shoes and…Honey, what’s wrong with your dress?” “Rothing.” “No, it’s moving all around…what’s back there?” “Rothing! […]
Sunday, September 9, 2012 // Woot
“There’s a problem,” said the boss. “It turns out there’s not a big enough market for a device that phonically spells out how you say Uma Thurman’s first name.” The room gasped. “I know, I know,” said the boss. “This has taken me by surprise too. But, c’mon! We can’t dwell on it now. We […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
It wasn’t a bad idea… at the time. When Ricky pitched his plan to Alex and Donald, it seemed perfectly logical. It was just… well, the next day, when they’d slept off the party and started talking about it, the whole plan seemed a little… off. “Let’s go over this again, Ricky.” said Alex. “Dude, […]
Tuesday, August 28, 2012 // Woot
Here. Here is a thing. This thing is a Klipsch Quintet 5-Piece Speaker System. It is a good thing, and it performs many functions exceptionally well. I am telling you about this thing because I benefit directly from your purchasing said thing. Therefore, I have constructed several arguments to show why your life would be […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
You want to know a secret? I actually started out in janitorial, if you can believe it! And what’s even crazier than that, I’ve only been here a week! How is that even possible? I’ll explain! You see, it was my second day, and I was just doing my job – using my map to […]
