Energy by Klipsch 2.1 Speaker System
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
“I love you.”
“Ri ruv roo.”
“Awww. You’re so sweet. What do you want to do today?”
“Rake a ralk?”
“You wanna go for a walk?”
“Rya! Rya! I ranna ro!”
“OK, let’s go. I’ll just put on my shoes and…Honey, what’s wrong with your dress?”
“Rothing.”
“No, it’s moving all around…what’s back there?”
“Rothing! Rit’s rothing!”
“Oh my god, it’s a tail! What the…”
“I’m ro rorry…”
“You’re a dog? How did I not know? Well, it’s a shock but I love you and I’ll learn to love you as a dog. Wait, what is that sound?”
“Rothing.”
“Is that purring? Honey, are you actually a cat dressed up as a dog that fooled me into loving it?”
“Res.”
“Why are you still doing that fake dog voice?”
“Rorce of rabit.”
“Honey, look at me. Oh my god, what is going on with your eyes?”
“Rothing.”
“You’re not even a real cat, are you? You’re just a set of Klipsch Energy 2.1 speakers that’s dressed up like a cat that’s dressed up like a dog that fooled me into loving it.”
“Yeah. Sorry about that. I guess I am SUCH HIGH-QUALITY AUDIO EQUIPMENT THAT YOU WERE FOOLED INTO LOVING ME.”
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| System Type: | 2.1 Multimedia System |
| Power Handling: | 25 Watts |
| Frequency Response | 80Hz – 20kHz ?3 dB |
| Input: | (1) 3.5mm Headphone Input |
| Midrange: | (1) 1.3″ Fiber Composite Cone Driver |
| Subwoofer: |
(1) 3″ Front Firing Fiber Composite Cone Ported Enclosure |
| Satellite Cord Length: | Approx 43″ |
| Power Cord Length: | Approx 6 feet |
| Finish: | Satellite: High Gloss Black Subwoofer: Satin Black |
| Dimensions: |
Satellite: 4.25″(H) x 2.25″(W) x 2.75″(D) Subwoofer: 4.5″(H) x 5.25″(W) x 5.75″(D) |
In the box:
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Energy by Klipsch EM-2.1 Multimedia System:
- (2) Satellites with Pedestals
- Subwoofer
- 3.5mm Cable
- AC Adapter
- Manual
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