Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Uoy wonk woh ralupop cisum si lluf fo neddih segassem nehw uoy netsil ot ti sdrawkcab? Ekil woh emos Neeuq sgnos niatnoc terces orp-gurd segassem. Ro fi uoy yalp Tnaegres Reppep sdrawkcab, ti slaever eht elohw “Nhoj si daed” ycaripsnoc. Llew, fi uoy’er otni taht dnik fo gniht neht eseht Hcspilk Ygrene Aidemitlum Srekaeps era […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
“Jerry, honey, I’m home. And I’ve got some great news. We’re gonna have a Quintet!” “Oh my God! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I had that vasectomy last year. I didn’t think it was possible!” “No Jerry, that’s not …” “You know what? It doesn’t even matter. If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be. […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
There are only two human emotions worth bearing witness to: Comedy and Tragedy. Luckily with the Zmodo 8-Channel Surveillance Camera, you can catch both. And, if you’re lucky, you might observe that rarest of surveillance phenomena: Dramedy. You see, the Zmodo system has 2 dome cameras and 2 bullet cameras, so it can catch anything […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, July 22, 2012 // Woot
It’s a Sunday morning and you get a call. You’re needed in the office. No one else will be there, and yet, you’ll be expected to uphold to the normal standards of professionalism and quality. No shorts. No sneakers. You’ll have to wear a tie. And no music allowed… unless it’s blastin’ out of an […]
Monday, July 9, 2012 // Woot
“Preston, I’m so happy you finally got the Klipsch speaker system you always wanted. It looks great how you’ve got it installed here in your den. And listen, I know we’ve been having a hard time, but I just want to say that I love you and –“ *Music plays* “Please don’t turn up the […]
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 // Woot
Welcome, Initiate 20081, to our august and secret society. You have been chosen for your steadfastness, discretion, and desire to retain the ancient landline technologies. Know this: The initiation rites are harsh, many fail them, but if you make it through you will be granted an Ooma VOIP Home Phone and become a Keeper of […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
I survived! I can’t believe I’m alive! Comes in pretty handy everywhere… except maybe a desert island. Wh- Where am I? The plane…I remember the crash. Waves. Water. Am I alive? I have to be alive; death wouldn’t hurt this badly. Am I the only one who made it? Oh, god. I’m stranded on this […]
