Sunday, July 24, 2011 // Woot
Animal Attraction “Now you just lay back and let me take you to- uh, what is this tattoo on your chest? Is that a vacuum cleaner?” No. No, it’s not. Now, uh, where were we? I think you were about to- “Oh my God. It’s totally a vacuum cleaner.” Well, OK, but it’s not just […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
CindeRoomba, CindeRoomba You sure there’s not a raggedy young lady around here? ‘Cause, I have to say, this is new territory for this old fairy godmother. It’s just not textbook, that’s all I’m saying. Normally, there’s a teenage girl who’s being oppressed by her step-mother, but she’s got a heart full of dreams and hope […]
Sunday, July 10, 2011 // Woot
CindeRoomba, CindeRoomba You sure there’s not a raggedy young lady around here? ‘Cause, I have to say, this is new territory for this old fairy godmother. It’s just not textbook, that’s all I’m saying. Normally, there’s a teenage girl who’s being oppressed by her step-mother, but she’s got a heart full of dreams and hope […]
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 // Woot
One Is The Loneliest Number That You’ll Ever Vacuum Yes, you only get one Dyson DC28 Animal. Two-for-Tuesday fans, we’re sorry. Clean-house fans, you’re welcome. The Dyson DC28 is not a social Animal, as you’ve noticed if you came here expecting our usual Two-For-Tuesday action. We’re not completely retiring the concept, but cut us some […]
Saturday, June 18, 2011 // Woot
The Roar Of The Greasepaint And the award for “Most Innovative Dinner Theater Script” goes to… Wow! WOW! I can’t believe I’m actually up here at last! Man! This thing sure is heavier than it looks! Okay, well, first of all, I’d like to thank my Mom and Dad, first for believing in me when […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
Dysteria Look, if we’re going to pour some sugar on each other, let’s get the vacuum ready now. An easy ride, over carpeted ground Mini turbine head, gets the pet hair out We are the dirty ones, on our filthy floors For a whole lifetime – how long the filter’s good for I clean for […]
Saturday, June 4, 2011 // Woot
Yes, we have nearly everything in our little home, here. Just because it’s the end of the world doesn’t mean the floors have to be dirty Have you had a chance to rest? I do apologize for Curtis’s rather…brusque greeting. “He nearly shot me! Who are you people? What is this place?” I’m terribly sorry […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
In Plain Upright Just like this vacuum, turning state’s evidence can totally suck. First of all, I just want to tell you how much I admire your bravery. Betraying the city’s biggest crime boss, turning over all of his secret documents, revealing the locations of all his criminal operations, agreeing to testify against him in […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
In Plain Upright Just like this vacuum, turning state’s evidence can totally suck. First of all, I just want to tell you how much I admire your bravery. Betraying the city’s biggest crime boss, turning over all of his secret documents, revealing the locations of all his criminal operations, agreeing to testify against him in […]
Sunday, May 1, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Call It A Room-back Roomba? Roomba, is that you? Wow, it’s been a while, huh? Gee, how long has it been? Seems like forever. Well, you look great. I mean, really great. Are you doing something new with your counter rotating Bristle and Beater brushes? What about your sidebrush that cleans corners? Huh. I […]
