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They Say That Sauce Is A Bad Pastaf-: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. (UPI) — Police in Florida […]

Superman Had No Comment Regarding His Cape: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LA JOLLA, Calif. (UPI) — Thirty-seven strawberries a […]

Tiny Little Fist Bumps: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. BREMERTON, Wash. (UPI) — Officials in a Washington […]

Hail Fudgy Lothlorien: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. CHIHUAHUA CITY, Mexico (UPI) — Mexico says a […]

And A Green Skeleton From The Later Seasons: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. FORT PIERCE, Fla. (UPI) — Florida police said […]

Countdown Clocks Are Never Cool: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NEW YORK (UPI) — Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., […]

Strawberry Mob Layer 23: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NAPLES, Italy (UPI) — A Neapolitan organized crime […]

A Single Demon Must Be In Want Of A Wife: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LOS ANGELES (UPI) — Sofia Coppola’s publicist has […]

Studying Previous G-G-Generations: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. WASHINGTON (UPI) — Republican U.S. presidential candidate Newt […]

Stone Cold Game Show: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. GRANTHAM, England (UPI) — A mini-tornado scattered food […]