Smith & Wesson Cree HD Tactical Flashlight

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Use this: because the dust and old receipts under the couch have lived in the dark long enough!

Don’t use this: because you really like Creed. We know! We know! If you say “Cree HD” as one word, it sounds like Creed, but it’s not related to the band at all.

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: turning it on after the sun goes down and being like, “Yo, I just gave you light at night; now why don’t you guys do something for me: give me food and stuff.”

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “I sure ain’t the brightest bulb in the shed!”

The experts say: that you should take one lumen to a lab to make sure it’s authentic. If the tests come back negative, you got ripped off!

Dimensions: 1.2″ x 1.2″ x 6″

In the box:

(1) Smith & Wesson SW1007 / MP7 4.5v CREE HD Tactical Flashlight includes:

• Nylon Holster
• Wrist Lanyard
• Pocket Clip
• (3) Energizer AAA Batteries

Woot