Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
There once was a man who owned a field where many Ents lived. They were regal tree creatures, but needy too. “Did you see our leaves?” asked the Ents. “Leave me alone! I’m watching my stories!” said the man, without looking up from his Hisense 42″ 1080p LED HDTV. “Did you notice how long and […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
Oh man, you guys! You should have seen the design before the error message came up! It was the best ever! Glow-in-the-dark, 3D, and had scent-activated! Oh, and it was long-sleeve, short sleeve, and a zip-up hoodie all at the same time. And not like, you could roll down the sleeves or whatever. The design […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
“What’s wrong? You’ve been staring at that wine for the last hour.” I don’t know which one to bring. “They’re all the same.” But are they? Are they really the same? “Yes. They really are the same. You bought six bottles of the same wine.” But really aren’t they each individual bottles of wine? Each […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
How good are these Guy Fieri knives? So good that, well, we’re not sure we should be saying this… but, um, in our test kitchen we noticed something odd. A day after using these knives, we came in to give them a second try. But we couldn’t. Because the food… was already prepared. The onions, […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
In some alternate future the grasslands are desert. Alternate you wears goggles and a scarf. Dirty spiked chariots fire chainsaw missiles across fire pits as Tina Turner’s iron fist waves death upon your adversary. But in THIS future, you’re golden, because you used Eco Wash and didn’t ruin the planet by washing your car! By […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to answer people when they ask, “Hey, you know that brand Asus? What kinds of stuff do they make?” Don’t use this: as a shirt. it’s a LAPtop, not “a top.” If you owned this, people would say: “That guy certainly isn’t a Mac snob!” Left to its own devices, this: would probably […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
Use this: and you’re basic counting skills to find out how close the Lightningbolt Knife is. Don’t use this: to improve your standup comedy act. Just because it has a C and a K in its name, doesn’t mean it’s automatically funny. For its audition to appear on the site, this product used a monolog […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
Hey Steve, you doing alright? You look a little on edge. WHO ME? WHAT? ON EDGE? NO! I’M GREAT. DOING GREAT. HOW ARE YOU? YOU OK? I’M GREAT. DID I SAY I’M GREAT? CUZ I’M GREAT! No seriously, man. You are really amped up. What’s going on with you? I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
You’re on your sixth divorce. You’ve got nineteen mortgages. You want a better job but you’re not sure how to get noticed. Spider-Man is actually Doctor Octopus. And your kid comes in and asks you “What’s the meaning of life?” How in the heck are you supposed to answer THAT? What you can do, however, […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
Stroller Dimensions: 35.4″ L x 11″ W x 9.5″ H Weight: 13.3 lbs Weight Limit: 55 lbs Seat Width: 13″ Seatback Height: 22″ (expandable to 32″) Handle Height: 41″ Country of Origin: China In the Box: (1) Cybex Ruby Stroller – (choose your color) Woot
