Tuesday, January 8, 2013 // Woot
Who, Steve? Yeah, that guy couldn’t drill his way out of a paper bag. How do I know? Because he’s over there right now, trying to drill his way out of that paper bag. Listen, Steve’s a good guy. But he’s the kind of guy who always smacks his thumb with the hammer, or super […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
So you told yourself you’d stick to your exercise regime in 2013, and, to put it bluntly, you haven’t. Don’t beat yourself up! How could you possibly have been expected to work out without the perfect Bluetooth sport headphones? That’s right, the only thing that’s been holding back your UNTAMABLE FLOOD OF EXERCISE MOTIVATION was […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
Elliptical machines like this Stamina Total Body Pro Elliptical have totally surpassed treadmills (we’re guessing) because the ellipse is the healthiest plane curve. But did you know these other elliptical machine facts? In 2000, in a millennium issue, India Today named elliptical machines among “100 People Who Shaped India,” as it noted that, “The elliptical […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
Phil’s door was unlocked. He knew that meant Danielle was inside making the dinner she promised him, but he still felt that little moment of- what? Shock? Fear? Joy? Did he quietly wish it was a burglar instead? Or was he finally … happy? Danielle was busy chopping things in the kitchen. “Phil? Is that […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
Michelle hadn’t worried that her daughter Ella was quiet. There was no need. It was clear from the way she played with her Melissa & Doug 60-pc Wood Block Set that she was perfectly smart. For example, someone of Ella’s age wouldn’t normally think to make a little gladiator pit from the 60 precision-cut wooden […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
When you pick up your Peavey Electric Guitar & Amp Bundle and start practicing for the first time, you’ll go through a range of emotions: frustration, achievement, elation, and finally hubris. But you’re not the first person to learn to play guitar, okay? So learn to play along with whatever songs you like, just avoid […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
5 other theories about strings: 1. Strings are actually just the sheddings of very thin, malnourished snakes. 2. Whistling the right note will cause strings to stand up straight. So why don’t you see more strings standing up? Because the note is only whistle-able through the eye. 3. If you pull that loose string from […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
The arena is sold out. The crowd shrieks and hollers. The lights are up. The terrible nu-metal soundtrack blares. A man stands alone in the ring, a microphone dangling before him. The lights dim, and a spotlight highlights him. The terrible nu-metal ceases, the crows hushes. It’s time for the main event. “Ladies and Gentlemen, […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
Commander’s Log: Spacepoint 35.16.7.7. While visiting a strange planet, Lieutenant Eden Pure has been hit by a strange energy blast. Since then, her actions can only be described … as unexpectedly warm. “Lieutenant Pure- Eden. I’m not asking you as a commander. I’m asking you as a friend. What happened? What went wrong down there?” […]
Sunday, January 6, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for multi-tasking. It’s got 4GB DDR3 memory so you’re not going to have any problem doing a few things at once. Like typing a document while you also read the document you’re in the middle of typing. That’s what they mean by multi-tasking, right? Don’t use this: to look at lewd photos of […]
