Cuisinart 14-Cup Coffee Maker

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Hey Steve, you doing alright? You look a little on edge.

WHO ME? WHAT? ON EDGE? NO! I’M GREAT. DOING GREAT. HOW ARE YOU? YOU OK? I’M GREAT. DID I SAY I’M GREAT? CUZ I’M GREAT!

No seriously, man. You are really amped up. What’s going on with you?

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I’M FINE. JUST FINISHING UP THIS POT OF COFFEE.

Did you say you’re finishing up A POT of coffee?

YEAH! MY NEW CUISINART BREWS 14 FIVE-OUNCE CUPS AT A TIME, AND I DON’T WANT TO LET IT GO TO WASTE!

You know, it also has a 1- to 4-cup setting, so you can just make a little at a time. Or you could just make the full pot and keep it warm on the adjustable heater plate with either the high, medium or low temperature setting.

HUH. WELL ISN’T THAT SOMETHING. NOW WHAT WAS I DOING? OH! COFFEE! I’M GOING TO MAKE A NEW POT OF COFFEE. YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? I’VE GOT SOME COFFEE. YOU LIKE COFFEE? I LIKE COFFEE.

All refurbished Coffee and Espresso Machines are fully tested and you may see some coffee grounds in your unit upon opening.

In the Box:

• (1) Cuisinart DCC-2600FR Brew Central 14-Cup Coffee Maker

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