Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember: 40: The bottle warmer is for the babies who come to visit, like Gavin or Bristol. Not for me. 41: Just because it is a cow print, that does not mean it is appropriate to make jokes like “that bottle is udderly […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, what a great gift idea! This Samsung Smart Blu-ray Player with Wi-Fi is going to make my favorite movies and TV shows even better! I can’t thank you enough for getting me this! Now please, leave me alone so I can watch some Blu-rays in peace. It’s nothing personal. It’s just that I […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Pigs, historically, have played not just a large part in not just our breakfast, but in many other aspects of our culture as well! For example, did you know that the fork was invented by a pig? The fact that it would be the very utensil used to consume the inventor and his species is […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
The carriage ride to the castle had been terrifying, a jostling, bumpy affair around winding mountain roads beset on all sides by oppressive fog and the anguished wails of the creatures of the night. More than once I looked out my window to see a pack of rabid wolves rushing along beside our carriage. The […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Derrick had his Motorola Bluetooth Headphones in, so instead of hearing Karen whisper, “I love you, Derrick,” as he waled by, he heard the guitar solo of his favorite song, “Warp Speed,” by his favorite band, The Telekinetic Monks. The rich, high definition audio also drowned out Todd, Karen’s boyfriend, saying, “What did you just […]
Saturday, December 29, 2012 // Woot
The product photo for this Affinity Bluetooth Audio Soundbox pretty much sums it up: This is the ideal companion to all your August-and-Everything-After-listening needs. The Counting Crows’ debut album may be 20 years old but it’s still the only thing you listen to, and you need a wireless sound system that’s up to the task. […]
Saturday, December 29, 2012 // Woot
Use this: if you want to stare out upon the distant wilderness, even if it’s raining. Don’t use this: if the wilderness stares back. If you owned this, people would say: something that you can’t hear. Because they’re so far away. Man, wouldn’t it be awesome if they made binoculars for ears?! This product’s dirty […]
Saturday, December 29, 2012 // Woot
Sylvia flopped on the couch and grabbed the remote. “PAMELA! I DON’T WANT ANY MORE OF THAT RUM CAKE, OKAY?” Pamela peeked around the corner. “Did I hear you right? You don’t want any more rum cake?” Sylvia huffed. “I couldn’t sleep all night, okay? I kept having dreams about these people in blue costumes. […]
Saturday, December 29, 2012 // Woot
Mackenzie looked across the room at her little brother Gavin and saw … the future. “Hey, Sis!” Gavin called. “I finished cleaning your room!” “Thanks, Gavin!” Mackenzie shouted from the couch. “You always were the most organized!” “That’s thanks to the 48 piece Delta Storage Sets I grew up with. Remember those? With the closet […]
Saturday, December 29, 2012 // Woot
Hello, I’m a sea monster. I don’t often get up to your surface world, and when I do, I like to take back some of that quaint “oxygen” as a sort of souvenir. You know, something to show the folks back home? And I have to say, the airtight seal on your Lock & Lock […]
