Steiner 8.5×26 Wildlife Pro Binoculars

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Use this: if you want to stare out upon the distant wilderness, even if it’s raining.

Don’t use this: if the wilderness stares back.

If you owned this, people would say: something that you can’t hear. Because they’re so far away. Man, wouldn’t it be awesome if they made binoculars for ears?!

This product’s dirty little secret: if you zoom in close enough on something green, you get blue in one eye and yellow in the other.

The experts say: the world is an amazing place, so you should try to see as much of it as you can. But the world is also a dangerous, terrible place, so keep your distance.

In the box:

(1) Steiner 326 8.5×26 Wildlife Pro Binoculars

Woot