Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
“Hey, hey, watch this. I’m gonna turn this credit card … into a SHRED-IT CARD!” Craig dropped an old credit card into the Shredz 11-Sheet Cross Cut Paper Shredder. A few quick cross-cuts and it was gone. Ribbons. Useless. Jimmy raised his beer. “That, my brother, was beautiful. I can’t believe what I missed out […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
I’m getting a little head start on the whole “I have to lose weight” New Year’s Resolution thing. I went ahead and picked up a Garmin Forerunner 405CX GPS Sports Watch to help me track my runs. It’s a heart rate monitor that I can sync up with my computer to track how my workouts […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
Ella knelt by the side of the bed, and pointed at Jake’s Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlights. Then, she pointed at herself. Then she pointed at Jake’s back. Then she smiled. Not five minutes later, Jake was giving his sister a piggy-back ride around the back yard. Also known as “training.” At the tree in the […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
This monitor doesn’t sound very fair at all! Just listen to this spec: “16:9 aspect ratio.” The team on the left side of the colon has nearly twice as many guys as the team on the right. Is there any sport in the world where that would be allowed? Maybe soccer or some other Euro-game […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
When the pizza is first baked, it is a lunch or a dinner. The following morning it makes it’s transformation into a breakfast. Three days after this transformation, it turns into garbage. That’s where most people stop paying attention. Not us! We kept watching! And today, New Years Eve, we present our findings: Day 7: […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
Imagine, if you will, what it’s like to be a grape. You hang out, you get all full and squishy, and then, ah! Graduation! Some of your friends go to be juice, some go to be fruit, some get to stay in place and become raisins, but you? You’re destined for better things. And you […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
We thought we were safe. We thought the Mayans were wrong. But today, on the final day of 2012, we found out the hard way that we’d celebrated a little too early. Due to a Leap Year-related miscalculation, turns out the Mayans actually predicted that the world would end, well, today. But I’m ok. I […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Use this: if you want to turn talk radio into walk radio! Get it? Because it’s portable. Don’t use this: if you expect us to cover the damages and/or legal fees incurred by any actual ruckuses that you cause using your Eton. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: using […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
“Oh thanks a LOT, mom. A Wilson ProStaff Tour Complete Set? Are you serious?” “Brenda said you had fun with your friends at the driving range. I thought you might like-“ “You thought I might like CHASING A MEANINGLESS DREAM?!” “What are you so mad about? It’s a nice set of clubs!” “Yeah, I totally […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Maurice saw Craig walk into Ruttles with the buyin’ kinda look in his eye. When the words “LifeSmart Infrared Heater” came out of Craig’s mouth, Maurice did a little arm pump. Jimmy was back there, and Jimmy was exactly the right person to close this deal. “Lookin’ at that hottie, huh?” Craig smirked and nodded […]
