Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
You have to make a firm decision when presenting a deal on a 12-Pack of Titleist Pro Golf Balls (V1 or V1x, your choice). Mainly, you have to admit that this is a deal that’s only going to appeal to a certain subset of the population: namely, people who golf. At least that’s what we […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
Apparently, Raoul didn’t get Lesley’s oniony tear-inducing message, because at precisely 3:30 that morning, she was awoken once again by the incessant whir of his coffee grinder. So she decided there and then that the only logical recourse was to break into his apartment and smash the grinder to bits. She had made it in […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
After Olivia’s outburst at the library, Michelle and Tim realized they should probably be more like parents and less like … well … parents who like to play with their kids’ toys. In public places. At least for now, anyway. You know, until things cool off a bit. But then one night, as they were […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
So you’re planning a holiday party. Congratulations! Filling your house with lots of family and friends, comfort food, and booze can be a great way to fight the cold, depressing winter months. But it ain’t a party without music! And this being the holidays, everyone wants holiday music! However, if you’re like us (and, let’s […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
What happens when you take a famous author and you suck all the love out of him? You create someone new, someone altogether different than before. And since it was you who took all the love, you can call this new author (he definitely is still an author, since you left the craft) your own […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
Maybe there was a time when we could say “Yo, this Goose is dizzle-ope!” and get away with it, but those days ended when we left college. Probably before we left college, but we were young and stupid, so we never noticed. And today, we’re grown men and women. And we know that talking like […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
Our buying staff is normally busier than a bunch of beavers at a damming project, and they glare at anyone who tries to take their picture. But we stuffed them into Forever Lazy suits, and see what happened? Warmth and love, baby. Warmth and love. Hey, see that cutie in the front? You know, the […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Use this: to play mp3s of people talking and laughing so that your neighbors are jealous that YOU didn’t invite THEM to a party for once. Don’t use this: as a stool. It’s way too small, uncomfortable, and the vibrations from the stylish wooden subwoofer might be a little uncomfortable. Upon seeing this, a time […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Golf’s a game of status. It’s not like you see a lot of golf courses at your local community center or YMCA, right? They’re exclusive. They’re clubs to which you often must apply to belong, or at least pay to enter. That’s not just for them to make a buck; that’s how they pass along […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Ever since Pamela had confessed everything to Sylvia, things had been weird between the two of them. Sylvia swore to Pamela that she had forgiven her, and everything seemed fine on the surface. But Pamela could tell that something was still off. Since Rod had sold the house, Sylvia needed somewhere to stay, so of […]
