H.P. Minecraft

Monday, December 17, 2012

What happens when you take a famous author and you suck all the love out of him? You create someone new, someone altogether different than before. And since it was you who took all the love, you can call this new author (he definitely is still an author, since you left the craft) your own creation. You could point to him and say, “Mine.”

That’s what’s happening here. Not just some visual author-video game mashup.

Oh wait, just got word: it’s actually just some visual author-video game mashup. My bad.

Wear this shirt: to Martin’s Beach.

Don’t wear this shirt: swimming in The Miskatonic River.

This shirt tells the world: “I watch the Cthultide log on TV.”

We call this color: Kelly Green was the first to beat Minecraft. That’s a thing you can do, right? Beat Minecraft?

Woot