Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Use this: to relax next to your friend or loved one.
Don’t use this: for actual parachuting. Just because it’s got high test parachute nylon doesn’t mean it can actually carry you safely to the ground.
If you bury this in a field, what grows is: a grapefruit bush. That’s where grapefruits come from, right? Bushes?
Few people are aware that: if you lie face down in this thing and say, “Yukon” three times, you’ll see a face appear in the lock stitching.
Experts say: spending three hours in a hammock everyday reduces the risk of not napping.
Dimensions: 11′ 6″ Long x 6′ 4″ Wide
Weight: 21 Ounces
Weight Capacity: 350 lbs.
In the box:
(1) Yukon Outfitters MG10502 Double Parachute Hammock
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