Reduce, Reuse, Reargyle

Saturday, November 3, 2012

People, please. Listen up: if we keep using it at our current rate, we will deplete our argyle resources within the next three decades. Imagine the blank socks, sweaters, and vests, sadly waiting for a colored grid that will never come? That doesn’t sound like a world you want to live in, does it?

No! That’s why we need to act fast! We need to look into environmentally-conscious argyle alternatives. Some of what’s been proposed:

• Electric argyle
• Hemp argyle
• Solar-powered argyle
• Hydrogen argyle
• Hologram argyle
• Ghost argyle

A little goes a long way so please consider donating to a scientist working with alternative argyle… before it’s too late!

Wear this shirt: under an open cardigan.

Don’t wear this shirt: under an argyle sweater. That would be redundant.

This shirt tells the world: Argyle or else!

We call this color: brown as my compost bin.

Woot