Monday, April 15, 2013 // Woot
Rappahannock North Shore reprazent! Word as bond, I’m touched y’all remembered me from the last time I was pimpin’ a 65″ TV up in this piece. Where was That’s So Teddy back in ’08, huh? I was up in Woot five years ago, son! Betta learn somethin’! Anyway, I’mma steal an idea from one of […]
Monday, April 15, 2013 // Woot
Noted adventurer Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) goes out on a routine exploratory spelunking mission, only to find the unexpected: Han Solo (Harrison Ford) frozen in carbonite! Fearing it to be a homicide, Jones calls the police, who immediately send two of their best officers to the scene: Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) and Sgt. Joe Gavilan […]
Monday, April 15, 2013 // Woot
Okay, so maybe it’s not the type of hope you’re looking for right now. Maybe you’re looking for hope in the form of a rescue helicopter or an abundant source of food, and we might not have that, but still, don’t say we have no hope when we clearly do have ONEHOPE. No, you are […]
Monday, April 15, 2013 // Woot
Ever wonder why your trips to the bar haven’t resulted in you successfully meeting a prince charming or picking up a fair dame? The answer’s simple: you’re going to the wrong bar. You should be going to the Polk Audio SurroundBar. It’s amazing. We see such carelessness every day, and we feel for you. Really, […]
Sunday, April 14, 2013 // Woot
Power’s a weird thing that’s hard to understand. Sometimes you have it, sometimes you lose it, sometimes you give it up and sometimes you don’t even want it in the first place. And sometimes, just sometimes, you need a little device to create power from gasoline. This isn’t to say the Duracell Inverter Generator will, […]
Sunday, April 14, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because the human-iPad relationship is really all about establishing yourself as the alpha through humiliation, and there’s really nothing that’s more humiliating for an iPad than being turned into an arcade machine from 40 years ago. Don’t use this: if you already own a whole arcade. You can have too much of a […]
Sunday, April 14, 2013 // Woot
If you think I’m kidding, try me. I’m finally ready. With these scars on my heart and this High Sierra Foxhound 50 on my back, I’m not afraid to turn my backpack and hike right out of your life. God knows I’ve got enough heartache to last me a lifetime, and enough food and water […]
Sunday, April 14, 2013 // Woot
A pet washer is a pretty standard contraption. It’s like a shower head for your dog, or cat, or other animals you need to give a bath. On the outside, it might appear simple, but then you notice it’s got PGRDPWR. What is PGRDPWR? That’s a good question. It’s a question that people have been […]
Sunday, April 14, 2013 // Woot
When Gulliverita landed in Lilliput, she couldn’t help but recall the stories of her old Uncle Gulliver and his travels in this land of tiny people. But there was one big difference in her story and his: she was pregnant. It was difficult enough trying to figure out how to live in this land of little […]
Sunday, April 14, 2013 // Woot
Being the top notch, professional bowler that I am, it’s very important that I have a ball that is properly polished. Every day, I dedicate a portion of my afternoon to using my Peak Orbital Waxer/Polisher so that I can have the shine I need. Because this waxer/polisher was designed for cars, I get 3600 […]
