Peak Orbital Waxer/Polisher

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Being the top notch, professional bowler that I am, it’s very important that I have a ball that is properly polished. Every day, I dedicate a portion of my afternoon to using my Peak Orbital Waxer/Polisher so that I can have the shine I need.

Because this waxer/polisher was designed for cars, I get 3600 RPMs of power to keep the polishing process fast and easy, to give my bowling ball the radiance it deserves, and to give me more time to go shopping for new bowling shirts.

See, bowling is a very complex sport in that it requires unique shoes, the right type of shirt, and a ball that fits your hand properly. You can’t take your bowling outfit lightly. Trust me, I’m an expert.

I ask you again. Are you sure you want to challenge me?

Because, if you’re not ready, and I totally understand if you’re not, it makes sense to want some more time to prepare instead of just rushing off to the lanes. Because, really, what’s the rush? We don’t HAVE to bowl right now. We could do it another time. I’m sure there will be other times. Yes, let’s bowl another time. We wouldn’t want to waste time on bowling. Okay, so we’re in agreement that we’ll bowl another time. Great! Now we can sit here a little while longer, looking at the glistening perfection that is the bowling ball. Yes, now THAT is what bowling’s all about.

In the Box:

(1) Peak Orbital Waxer/Polisher includes:

• (1) Electric Waxer/Polisher
• (1) Applicator Bonnet
• (1) Terry Bonnet
• (1) Polishing Bonnet

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