Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
“Dad,” said Ella, straightening her corsage. “I swear to you that if you tell the story I can see you’re about to tell, I’ll find my Melissa & Doug Wooden Food and beat you to death with the six slice toy cake.” “You’ll protect me, won’t you, Edward?” asked Tim, walking in with the family […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
Okay, you’re thinking, I’ve seen this Midland Sports Camo Action Camera before. Maybe I should pick one up; but what would I record with it? Why, all kinds of things, friend! Sports! Backyard fun with your kids! Weddings! Adventures at the lake! Adorable children! Parkour! The possibilities are limitless! Just slap in two AAA batteries (which […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
We can’t guarantee much here. That’s the point of the random shirt: a little bit of mystery. We can, however, guarantee that you WILL NOT get: A shirt from another retailer A shirt without sleeves A shirt that is on fire A shirt that eats other shirts A shirt that loves like a man but […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
That Jana Old Vine Zin sure is a saucy little minx, no? I mean … KAPOW! There it is. Yeah. Not really my thing. What? You’re crazy! Just too fruit forward for me. I like my wine to play a little coy. Well it’s right up my alley! OH EH! Fresh black cherry, currants and […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
Keeping a low profile because your lodger’s mad at you? No wonder, with that old printer. What you need is a nice, new Kodak Hero to give your life a little Pop! Then you’ll be off in a new direction that’ll change your life for the better. I I wish I could print All these […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
Life isn’t short. Life is long. And you need someone to spend it with. But you’re never going to meet someone putting yourself out there. That’s ridiculous! You’re better off cutting your losses, staying home, and watching something on your refurbished VIZIO 47″ 1080p LCD HDTV with Apps. Sure, you might meet a beautiful person […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
I’ve checked it out. This OGIO Clutch Backpack fits the bill: high volume main compartment, insulated cooler pocket, laptop compartment, beverage holsters, and a valuables pocket. Yeah, this’ll do. I’m gonna put so much candy in this thing. Yeah, sure, hiking, commuting, whatever. I can do that crap with candy, right? I mean, I can […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
Rod sat straight up in bed. This was the second night in a row he had been awakened by the distinctive sound of his high carbon stainless steel Ginsu knives scraping against their sharpener. Last night when he went to the kitchen to investigate, he found all of the 10-piece set in the block where […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
It didn’t take long for Olivia to figure out where Jake and Ella had hidden her diary. It also didn’t take long for her to set up the Summer Infant Baby Gate. The sound of the metal locking into place was the best thing she’d heard all night… until she heard the angry calls of […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
There you are, trapped in a strange city because some snort computer jock entered your name as “Matlidar” instead of “Matilda R.” Now the security guy says you can’t go through the checkpoint, because the name on the ticket doesn’t match the name on your I.D. On top of THAT, you’ve dropped your wheeled bag […]
