Random Shirt

Monday, October 22, 2012

We can’t guarantee much here. That’s the point of the random shirt: a little bit of mystery. We can, however, guarantee that you WILL NOT get:

• A shirt from another retailer
• A shirt without sleeves
• A shirt that is on fire
• A shirt that eats other shirts
• A shirt that loves like a man but howls like a dog
• A shirt that is only there if you believe
• A shirt that’s a cloud
• A shirt that makes a mean Old-Fashioned
• A shirt served on a ciabatta roll, drizzled in jalapeno aioli
• A shirt that averages 31.6 points per game, but struggles in crunch time

Wear this shirt: on days.

Don’t wear this shirt: outside of time.

This shirts tells the world: “I do not know what I like. I like what I do not know.”

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