Upholstered Storage Bench – 4 Styles
Saturday, October 6, 2012
“Welcome to Tiny’s Teahouse. We’re sure to have a wacky time today, just like every day! Hopefully Benchy is in a better mood today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Come on inside.”
[Tiny’s Teahouse intro]
“Hi Fishies!”
“Hi Tiny!”
“Hi Ruggies!”
“Well hello up there, Tiny!”
“HAHAHAHAHA. Hello Benchy!”
“Mrrrffffghffghghghgg. Killllll meee todayyyyy, Tiny?”
“What’s that, Benchy? I couldn’t hear you!”
“Myyyy liffe so hardddd Tiny. Why youuuu give inanimate benchhh thissss cursssse?”
“Because I needed friends for my tea party! You used to just be a lame old storage bench, but now you’re my best friend! That’s a gift not a curse, silly. HAHAHAHA.”
“Pleeassse, Tiny. Yourrrr laugh givesss Benchy an especial painnnn.”
“PAIN, Benchy? Did you say PAIN?”
“Yessssss. It is allllll I knoww, Tiny.”
“Funny, because that’s our SPECIAL WORD today! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.”
“Hsssssss. Why you torture thisssss poooorr bench?”
“Because I’m a sadist. Do you know what a sadist is, kids? A sadist is someone who derives pleasure from hurting others. Like this.”
“Owwww, Tiny. My soliddd woodddd frame cannn only accept so many abusesss.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.”
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Dimensions: | 38″L x 18″W x 19.5″H |
| Internal Storage Dimensions: | 36.5″L x 16.5″W x 10.5″H |
| Country of Origin: | USA |
| Canary Earth Fabric Content: | 95% Cotton, 5% Linen |
| All Others Fabric Content: | 100% Polyester Premier Microsuede |
In the Box:
- (1) Skyline Storage Bench (choose Oatmeal, White, Chocolate or Canary Earth Print)
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