Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, sure do love writing copy. What’s next? A MusicLite? Oooh! I can’t wait to construct a wacky scenario in which it’s put to some quirky use that it was not originally intended for! Okay, let’s take a look at the features to get some idea as to the sort of hijinks this thing […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
Y’know, it’s easy to start feeling cynical about the world, like there are no decent people left in the world, but every once in awhile someone really touches your heart with some common kindness! I just met this dude on my way to the airport and already he’s offering me a free Kelty Camp Duffle! […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
Lisa looked up from her script and cocked an eyebrow at the director as she blocked the doorway of his office. “You’re not serious, right? I mean, I know you want to sell these wall heaters, but this?” She rolled up the script and waved it just below his face. “This storyline is crap.” Martin’s […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
“At the train wash! Scrubbin’ at the train wash, yeah!” Dad, can we sing a different song? “At the train wash! Scrubbin’ at the train wash, yeah!” Tim, I’m also getting a little sick of that song. “At the train wash! Scrubbing at the train wash, yeah!” Dad, OMG, seriously. If you’re at the point […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
These are going to help me so much. You don’t even know. With this Duracell AAA Rechargeable Battery 12-Pack I’m never going to have another bored and lonely night again. There’s nothing worse than being so close to finishing only to have the batteries die. Is there a more frustrating experience than lying there with […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
Election season! The time of year when everyone wears their beliefs on their sleeves. Or, more likely, on their chests. Because, c’mon. Does anyone really wear shirts that have political slogans on the sleeves? If they do, they didn’t buy them from us. You see, we were thinking about voting and how great it is. […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
This Pomo Nation Zinfandel is the perfect complement to your pomo lifestyle. It can be enjoyed out of a traditional wine glass or a non-traditional wine glass or a bowl. You can pour it into an idea and swirl it around. You can drink it in the summer or in the winter, bundled up in […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
After multiple failed entrepreneurial attempts, I finally nailed it with this Asus 23.6″ All-in-One PC. To be honest, I guess I’m not all that surprised that my All-in-One Automotive Fluids idea didn’t catch on. Turns out that motor oil mixed with windshield wiper fluid actually DECREASES visibility. The fact that it’s completely ingestible in case […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
Honey, what are you doing still in your pajamas? You’ve got to get to work! “I’m working from home today.” Um, okay… but then why are you just sitting at the kitchen table, moving your hand around? “I’m not just moving my hand around, sweetie. I’m using my Motorola Bluetooth Mouse!” Ah, right. I didn’t […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
Anna, your texts are sweet. They really are. I think it’s so cute that you always write out, “I heart you.” Honestly, it makes my day. But I’ve just gotta know if you really mean it. That’s why I got this MIO Breeze Heart Rate Monitor Watch. It tracks your exertion level, heart rate, and […]
