Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
“And this is my Haan Multi Purpose Steam Cleaner,” Purity told the other girls. “I know I don’t need it this year, but when I make R.A. it’ll be a vital part of my leadership strategy.” Chastity and Honor nodded. Honor’s roommate snorted in what was most likely agreement. She was busy texting Phil about […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
“AGAIN!” Ella fell to the floor and giggled next to her father who laid there defeated and broken. “Are you sure you don’t want to try playing a game, sweetie?” he asked, his voice weak from exhaustion. “What about learning about Phonics? You know, once upon a time, people used to get hooked on…” “AGAIN!” […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
ANNOUNCER: Today on “Time Pot”: Rex uncovers a portal to the Tunguska Event, where the dark mystery of the early 20th Century awaits. The adventure’s at full boil with… “Time Pot”! INTRO: TIME POT HQ ON THE MYSTERIOUS “SATELLITE B” LOCATED IN “HYPER-BETWEEN” WHICH IS THE SECRET DIMENSION FROM WHICH THE TIME POT’S POWERS ORIGINATE. […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
You people make me sick with all your judgment. Oh, I’m sure we wouldn’t even be having this charade of a Senate hearing if I was busy making pills to increase erections or prevent baldness or keep women’s breasts from sagging with old age. But one man takes it upon himself to further the evolution […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
It’s a good question, we feel. No matter how delicious the taste of Honeycrisp apples and tropical fruit, why would you want to drink a wine named after some dude you didn’t even understand? So we’ve done a little research into the matter, and we think we’ve figured out which St. Julian has loaned this […]
Sunday, September 30, 2012 // Woot
The American South thinks it has a monopoly on rebellion. What, you secede from the union one time and suddenly you’re the only ones who can call themselves rebels? Well guess what, us Northerners are CHOCK FULL of seditious tendencies. Don’t believe us? Check out these photos of Northerners rising up that I took with […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
The Sony Bloggie Touch is a fun little easy-to-use camcorder in its own right, but I consider it more of an investment. I upload the videos I take with it to my blog, Lou’s Views, and they drive traffic, which drive ad clicks, which leads to revenue. At least, that’s the hypothetical situation that will […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
What if someone walked up to you, took a handful of potato chips out of his pocket, and said, “Hey, you want these?” You’d say no, right? Because those chips weren’t in a bag, and if they weren’t in a bag, who knows what kinda nasty stuff they came in contact with. Well, why should […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Roomba scooted across the floor, dutifully cleaning the area as she always did, slowing only when she got near Craig. There was something wrong with him, a spot on his heart that yearned to be cleaned, she could feel it in her sensors, and her sturdy Bristle Brush ached to clean it for him. “Look […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Jeremiah Fuzzdoodle stared down at Xenakis Fuzzdoodle. Brothers? Once. But today they were just two fuzzy noodles with plastic accessories standing in each other’s way. Jeremiah had been the eldest, born on the kitchen table from a mix of blue, purple, angry eyes and monster feet. The day he saw his little brother take shape […]
