Saturday, September 15, 2012 // Woot
You know what it’s like. One day, it’s 2007, and you’re just fresh in the bottle. You’re young, you’re stylish, a deep and intense ruby red. You can party like you were a 2-Pack and still be considered precocious. And then, one morning, it happens. You wake up and find the aging has begun. Oh, […]
Saturday, September 15, 2012 // Woot
“All right guys, we need to brainstorm some ideas for our upcoming main Woot write-ups. First we’ve got this Samsung Galaxy Tab 7″ tablet. Any ideas?” “What if, like, instead of using it as tablet, a guy is using it as a frisbee. You know, he’s like ‘The dual-core processor is so fast I can […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
Quick question: according to the features, this Soundbar Speaker with Wireless Subwoofer’s virtual surround sound produces “true-to-life” audio… but what if I don’t want to hear all the stuff I already hear in real life? What if I want to hear something different? Like, what if I want to hear, “nobody’s mad at you for […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
“Thanks for coming camping with me, buddy.” “No prob. Thanks for the invite.” “This is a great camping trip.” “Sure.” “Sure am glad I brought the High Peak Sirius Sleeping Bag 2-Pack.” “Yeah.” “So it could’ve been worse.” “Could’ve.” “Sorry again about forgetting the tent.” “So you said.” Specifications Outer Lining: 100% Polyester Filling: Hollow […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
Craig was going through some boxes in his parents’ basement, looking for any clue that would explain the mysterious “YAM” note that his Aunt Sylvia had presumably left in her abandoned apartment. He didn’t find any, but he did find a big plastic storage container with all his old college gear. “Mom! Why would you […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
“Now, kids. Your mother’s right. A family trip is about sharing. If she wants to take a turn choosing our music, we have to respect that. Go ahead, Michelle. Open up the CD case and play whatever music you want to hear. We won’t mind at all.” The ABC Song. Kookaburra. She’ll Be Coming Around […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
“Wha? Where am I?” “Safe. For now.” “Who are you?” “Call me Bob.” “What am I doing here?” “You’ve made quite a few enemies, young lady. I’m here to offer you one last shot at redemption.” “Redemption? What do you mean?” “I work for a shadowy government agency. And I’m here to offer you a […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
Everybody knows the old hypothetical scenario in which a bunch of monkeys typing randomly on typewriters would someday compose the works of William Shakespeare. But you might not realize that they would also compose the works of William Shakespeare with CRAZY SURPRISE ENDINGS. Here are just a few of the Bard’s plays that would inevitably […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
That’s the trouble with you young people today. Always looking for adventure. Never satisfied with the simple pleasures in life, like a smorgasbord of wine samples from three different continents. Now that’s living! Why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane with nothing but a table cloth in a knapsack to […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
I know! I was shocked too, but there it is. Nothing but dope political speeches from Nobel-quality diplomats, man. And now that we’ve got this Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System I can just dock the ol’ iPhone and let the slow jams roll. Aw, man, this is that remix of the Kissinger/Nixon tapes on […]
