Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
“I didn’t say that. I asked what you were doing in your car outside my house.” “And I’m telling you. I’m ‘bird watching.’” “With that camera?” “Not any camera. A Nikon D90 Digital SLR with 18-105mm Lens. And I told you; I’m ‘bird watching.’” You know why I don’t believe you, right?” “I don’t see […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Before the great Age Of Sail of the 16th-19th centuries, there was the Age of Rafts. Inflatable boats like the Stansport Kenai 9-Foot Raft were the transportation of choice for spice merchants, pirates, and other ocean-goers. However, the Age of Rafts ended abruptly in 1531, with the invention of pointy things. Raftsmen (as they were […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Maurice grunted as he stared into his computer screen. He drummed his fingers against the desk. He bounced his heel up and down. Then he straightened his back, readied his fingers against the keyboard and… Nothing. He had nothing. This had been going on for a couple weeks now, with Maurice bound and determined to […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Alex slapped the Seventh Generation Diapers down on Julian’s desk. “Here you go, man. I grabbed some of my cousin’s Seventh Generation Diapers for you. Figured a baby like you would be due for a change about now.” Alex wasn’t usually the sort of person to start a fight. But he’d known Julian for two […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Hello good Sir! I would like to purchase some drugs, please. Oh, I don’t know. What are the kids into these days? How about some Michael Jordan? Narc? Psssh. No! Do I look like some kind of upstanding civil servant to you? What even makes you think that? The goggles? Well, you see, I was […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Curious if this shirt was designed in France? Try my simple French-detection test. It’s simple, does this design cause you to ponder this question: “Why have I ever done anything ever?” If you keep staring at the shirt and that question bores further and further into your chest until you can barely breathe, it’s French! […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Oh, I see what’s happening here. I apologize. I was just about to publicly shame you. From my point of view, you’re just another bleached blonde bimbo carrying around a yipping dog like it’s some fashion accessory. But now that I understand, that’s actually a pretty good idea. You’re smarter than I gave you credit […]
Thursday, September 13, 2012 // Woot
Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who wanted a baby. So they did what all couples do. They made a list, and buried it under a tree. Then, one night, right after a thunderstorm, there was a knock at the door. They opened it and to their surprise… they found […]
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 // Woot
Let’s get down to brass tacks: What’s the difference between an LCD TV and an LED TV? Both of these Samsung 46″ TVs have 1080p HD resolution, Wide Color Enhancer Plus, and a host of other features. So what sets them apart? Well, there’s both the technical differences between the two TVs, and the musical […]
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 // Woot
CUSTOMERS, PLEASE: don’t be confused by the name. Despite being called “Ultimate Straight Golf Balls,” they’re actually ROUND! We didn’t want you to think these “balls” would come out of the box as weird spears or something. No, they are in fact, three dimensional spheres! The “Ultimate Straight” refers to the balls’ self-correcting technology which […]
