Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
You may have noticed that this home theater system features a subwoofer, which adds powerful low-frequency impact. But, hey – we don’t need to tell you that! After all, if you’re here shopping on Tech.Woot you know full-well what a subwoofer is! But you might not be familiar with the many other woofers. For example: […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because being “at the gym” is really just a mindset. Don’t use this: to cure yourself of your iron deficiency. The experts say: that a home gym is like a chicken strips meal; the two piece isn’t enough, the six piece is too much, but the four piece is just right. The SNL […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
You wanna talk about a mighty grip? Try prying a cell phone out of an obstinate toddler’s grimy little mitts. All I gotta say is, good luck with that. To be fair, the contour of these cups was a good idea. But if you REALLY want something that’s easy to hold for even the smallest […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
Those crocodile hunters get all the credit. They get the TV shows and the movies while people like me spend morning, day, and night taking on a foe just as formidable: gator. Fighting gator requires more than simple hunting instincts. It also requires replicating a gator’s way of life every chance I get. With my […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
Thank you for calling Oakridge Pediatric Clinic. To help us better assist you, please choose from one of the following options. Press 1 to make an appointment with your child’s doctor. Press 2 for our billing department. Press 3 to speak with the nurse on duty. Press 4 if you think your child might have […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to keep your laptop charged. As long as its one of the compatible models listed in the Specs section. If it’s not, get the hell out of our store. We don’t want your business. Don’t use this: to charge the top of your actual lap. If you appear to have a charging jack […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
They’re not just dice to me. To me, they hold the mysteries of this universe and universes beyond. A single tumble can summon an orc horde or dispatch them to a monster’s Hell. Is it any wonder they fit together so perfectly – like the atoms of existence itself? If there is a God, he […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
“Hey, I hear you’re taking Mary out on another date.” Yeah, it’s gonna be great. “Really? Any plans yet?” I’m thinking we begin with a romantic dinner downtown, then head to the boardwalk for dessert, and then, once the sun starts to set, we cap off the evening by grabbing a blanket, and taking in […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
“Mr. Gemalto, could you please tell the court where you were the night of your wife’s kidnapping?” I was at home in bed. Asleep. “So what you’re saying is, three men smashed a brick through a window in your home, stormed down the hallway in combat boots, broke down your bedroom door, bound, gagged and […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Listen, when I was in college, okay, sure. I did a little standup like everybody else. But very quickly I learned that I wasn’t gonna be happy with a marquee that read “The comedy stylings of Blue Rhino Standup Charcoal Grill, two drink minimum.” But with my pedigree? With a 207 square inch/12 burger cooking […]
