Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to listen to *NSYNC, En Vogue, N’Klabe, and N2Deep. Oh, and Nick Cannon, obviously. Don’t use this: to listen to John Cage’s 4’33”. You can listen to that one on a cheap pair of earbuds without missing literally anything. Some skeptics wonder: why a pop artist’s endorsement says anything about the quality of […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you’re a novice road biker. It’s a “never rode a road bike” bike. Don’t use this: on the freeway. Unless you’re living in some kind of post-Peak Oil, radically simplified, neo-primitive society. But if you are, how are you reading this? Some skeptics wonder: if the carbon emissions prevented by biking instead […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
But if this Shredz 8-Sheet Cross-Cut Paper Shredder was a 1980s R&B band styled after Prince that recorded “Oh Sheila” and saw it achieve moderate success, it would be Shreddy For The World. However, if this Shredz 8-Sheet Cross-Cut Paper Shredder was in Chico & The Man, it would be Shreddy Prinze. That having been […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Okay, honey. We’re going to Super Fun Thrillworld, and the kids aren’t going to ruin it this year. I learned to ride a rollercoaster at 3 years old, so there’s no reason Katie can’t do it at 3 months. I’ve been waiting nearly all year to ride the Destructionator, and our kids’ irrational fear is […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Your music is in stereo. Your movies are in stereo. Your walls are covered with those stereogram Magic Eye posters. And yet you’re STILL heating in mono. The Ambia says “screw that”. And it says it in stereo. With two heater modules, a world of multidimensional hi-fi heat comes to life. Point them in two […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Beware, good friend, if you enter that forest over yonder, there is no guaranteeing that you will make it out alive. For I’ve seen near twenty men go in, but I’ve only collected four comment cards, which is to say the other sixteen either DIED, or felt no strong feelings, positive or negative, about the […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
You know the old saying, sometimes less is more? Well, I think we can all agree that when you’re talking about silky, surprisingly rich wine, one that’s pretty, dark and supple, that’s a load of B.S. When it comes to plummy, deep, dark fruit aromas and flavors of berry, currant and cocoa, more is always […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Oh, I’m sorry. Are you having trouble seeing the screen on my laptop over my shoulder? How very rude of me. I wouldn’t want you to have to crane your neck this entire flight. Here. Let me rectify that. I’ll just hook it up to my LED Mobile Pocket Projector and project it on the […]
Sunday, April 7, 2013 // Woot
Now that you’ve watched that video -twice, we hope, since it’s so good- here are a few things we learned from our little chain saw adventure. 1) If you’re going to hold a chain saw box, try to look as nervous as possible. Otherwise, you’ll just seem cocky. 2) If you need to saw an […]
Sunday, April 7, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because it’s not a matter of whether they WANT to; the fact is your coworkers NEED to hear your podcast. Don’t use this: to hold a bunch of papers together. That’s a clip, not a Klipsch. On this product’s car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: “iBrake for Phat Beatz.” Lost in […]
