Iron Gym 4-Piece Kit

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Use this: because being “at the gym” is really just a mindset.

Don’t use this: to cure yourself of your iron deficiency.

The experts say: that a home gym is like a chicken strips meal; the two piece isn’t enough, the six piece is too much, but the four piece is just right.

The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: all four of the pieces are in a band, and for some reason all the groupies are attracted to the kazoo player! Can you believe that?! THE KAZOO PLAYER!!!

Some skeptics wonder: where, with all these people working out at home, they’ll have to go to ogle sweaty people now! Oh, did we say “skeptics”? Sorry, we meant creeps. 

In the box:

(1) Iron Gym IGKIT-MC4 4-Piece Kit includes:

• Workout Bar
• (2) Ab Straps
• (2) Rotating Push-Up Grips
• Electronic Ropeless Jump Rope

Woot