Sunday, August 26, 2012 // Woot
It’s late. I’m talking, like 4 am late. You’re probably drunk. Maybe you’re stoned out of your mind. Whatever, we’re not judging. We’re just saying now’s the perfect time for 15th Meal. What? You don’t know about 15th Meal? It’s that meal you eat when you’re severely intoxicated and your brain reverts to some primitive […]
Sunday, August 26, 2012 // Woot
It’s late. I’m talking, like 4 am late. You’re probably drunk. Maybe you’re stoned out of your mind. Whatever, we’re not judging. We’re just saying now’s the perfect time for 15th Meal. What? You don’t know about 15th Meal? It’s that meal you eat when you’re severely intoxicated and your brain reverts to some primitive […]
Sunday, August 26, 2012 // Woot
Okay, all you would-be vampires. Here’s your chance to stock up on a Zinfandel that’s just as dark as your black black hearts. Why else would they name it Denier Handal? This Zinfandel walks among other wines undetected, with the best qualities of Zinfandel and Petite Sirah. But, to those who know how to look, […]
Sunday, August 26, 2012 // Woot
With 12.2 to 18 megapixels, you’d think these Canon EOS Rebel Digital SLR cameras would be for doing stuff like taking pictures. And they are. But know this: their name isn’t just cute. They are, in fact, very rebellious cameras. How do we mean? Well, for example: They refuse to take photos of weddings, but […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
INT. KODAK BOARD ROOM, 2010 CEO All right, folks. Give me the pitch for the newest camera. And remember our new company slogan: “Breadth and Depth, Like A Racing Oryx.” ENGINEER JILL Right. It’s called the Kodak EasyShare Z990, and it’s a high-performance optical device with a user-friendly interface. CEO Great. It’s obvious to me, […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
Does a Camo action cam bother anyone else? I mean, I know it’s fun to have your own, so you can get it on camera when you bag that buck. But it also kinda makes you wonder: how many of these things are just out there in nature, watching everything we do? I mean, it’s […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
Phil considered himself a pretty observant guy, but even he was having a hard time understanding Danielle these days. Like, take this morning, when he went down to borrow her Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac again. She smiled, but seemed to be in a hurry to get away from him. And Phil couldn’t think of […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
Any other day, Todd might have just let it go. But today, he was determined to prove himself to Sharon. And the fastest way to do that? By teaching Dakody a quick lesson. Todd knew that Sharon had been watching after his son, her grandson, for the past few weeks. He was thankful, because now […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
“Come here for a moment, Sir Bradley.” “Yes, your highness? How can I be of service?” “Do you think I have been a fair King, Sir Bradley? Compassionate to my subjects? Strong in the face of my enemies?” “I do, your highness. I do indeed. Our land has never seen a more regal leader.” “Excellent. […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
Hey all, thanks for coming to the ChupaCabana! Is this your first time in? Yeah? Oh, awesome. In that case, let me just clarify a few things before we get started, okay? First of all, no salsa verde. We only do red salsa here at Chupa. Dark, thick, crimson red salsa. And it’s not so […]
