Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
“Man, have you bought batteries lately? I’m in the wrong business.” “That bad?” “It’s ridiculous! Batteries haven’t changed; how can they be so much more expensive?” “Well, I think batteries have changed. I mean, they’ve gotten more efficient and stuff. Plus, these are rechargeable. So you know, in the long run they’re actually cheaper.” “Rechargeable?” […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
“Man, have you bought batteries lately? I’m in the wrong business.” “That bad?” “It’s ridiculous! Batteries haven’t changed; how can they be so much more expensive?” “Well, I think batteries have changed. I mean, they’ve gotten more efficient and stuff. Plus, these are rechargeable. So you know, in the long run they’re actually cheaper.” “Rechargeable?” […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
Gather round, children, and hear the tale of yer grandpa veersus Ol’ Bullywug, the meanest, slimiest, nastiest catfish this side of Weeoh Bay. Tweren’t for ol’ Sea Eagle 8 here, yer gramps wouldn’t be here to tell the tale. Was a night as still ‘n clear as this’n. Crickets was a’-chirpin’ and bullfrogs was a’-bullfroggin’, […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
She’d been so warm and cozy in her 250 thread count comforter. But now she was in college! And she had responsibilities! She couldn’t just snuggle into a pair of feather/down pillows all day! She had to attend a very important class! As she skipped through the green green grass of her campus, Chastity couldn’t […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
Yesterday if you had asked Michelle if she wanted anymore children, she would have been all like, “Girl, you be trippin’.” But now that she was doing some spring cleaning and packing up all of the kids’ old stuff to donate, she was having second thoughts. It’s not like she and Tim were old. She […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
Seriously. What noise does a giraffe make? You know what, it doesn’t matter. Even if some acclaimed zoologist attributed some arbitrary onomatopoeia to the noise a giraffe makes, it’d probably be just as ridiculously inaccurate as, say, the noise a pig makes. Oink Oink? Really? I’ll give you one million dollars if you can bring […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
I’ll tell you why it had to be snakes. Because you don’t send Ol’ Buck the Snake Wrangler out to wrangle’ya a buncha snakes and then not use em! I been wranglin’ snakes in Hollywood for 40 years. You ever see a snake in a film, you can bet your buckskins it was put there […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
I’d like to propose a toast. A toast not only with but also to these break-resistant wine glasses. May their shatter-resistant, BPA-free acrylic never crack or break. Not even when your well-intentioned uncle stacks them in a pyramid and tries to fill them all at the same time. And may they forever reflect the wine’s […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
Let’s consider fishing, shall we? We lower a line into the fish’s living space, add something that’s supposed to attract the fish’s attention, and wait. Well, that’s what I’m doing here: I have taken this Kite Train and inserted it into the bird’s natural environment. As for the bait, that’s a little bit different. The […]
Thursday, August 23, 2012 // Woot
Material: 18 gauge steel Finish: Painted Bacon and Pork shading Design: Square Corner, Gasketed Casket Interior: Ivory crepe Exterior Dimensions: 28″(W) x 84″(L) x 24″(H) Weight: 220 lbs In the box: J&D’s Bacon Coffin Woot
