Break-Resistant Wine Glasses, Set of 4

Thursday, August 23, 2012

I’d like to propose a toast. A toast not only with but also to these break-resistant wine glasses. May their shatter-resistant, BPA-free acrylic never crack or break. Not even when your well-intentioned uncle stacks them in a pyramid and tries to fill them all at the same time.

And may they forever reflect the wine’s true color. The same color that is now embedded deeply in your white carpet because the aforementioned obnoxious uncle didn’t abide by the one-ounce pour line on the side of the glass.

And in the same spirit, let us propose a toast to boxed wine. May it never again be looked down upon as a lesser wine, and may all your friends understand why you have exclusively served boxed wine since the day your brain-dead, good-for-nothing, lousy excuse for an adult uncle decided to “christen” your new BMW with a bottle of wine that not only did not shatter, but also caused thousands of dollars of damage as he repeatedly bashed it against the hood.

:::CLUNK:::

In the box:

(4) Clear Acrylic 8oz White Wine Glass

Care and Cleaning:

Top-Rack Dishwasher Safe

Woot