Why Did It Have To Be Snakes

Thursday, August 23, 2012

I’ll tell you why it had to be snakes. Because you don’t send Ol’ Buck the Snake Wrangler out to wrangle’ya a buncha snakes and then not use em!

I been wranglin’ snakes in Hollywood for 40 years. You ever see a snake in a film, you can bet your buckskins it was put there by either me or my pappy: Buck Senior, a snake wrangler himself! And I’ll tell you what else: I never, ever been offended by nothing any of the pretty-boy filmsters ever said to me.

Until I heard that line! As if all my hard work should be called into question for some simple gag? Poppy-cock!

I’ve tried on countless occasions to call up this Jones guy and give him a piece of my mind, but low-and-behold, that snarky snake hater ain’t even listed in the phone book.

Coward!

Wear this shirt: When you’re seeing the old one re-released in IMAX.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re watching that new one with the Transformers kid. That one is an affront to the whole series.

This shirt tells the world: “I hate snakes.” (Seriously, isn’t that obvious?)

We call this color: Temple of Brown

Woot