Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
Of course Craig was worried about Sylvia in the summer heat. She had an air conditioner in her window, but she didn’t seem to want to turn it on. Said something about “making it seem like no one was home” for some reason. Craig knew his aunt was sharp as a tack, but little moments […]
Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
It was roughly 11:30pm when Alex rang his sister’s doorbell. Of course, Michelle was still awake, because 11:30pm was the only time she had to herself. But she was still a bit annoyed. “What are you doing, the kids are asleep? Is something wrong?” Alex looked kinda stupid as he hurried into the house. “Michelle, […]
Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
‘Matoes, ‘matoes! Plant tomatoes, plant tomatoes, yeah yeah! Show ’em how we do it now! Plant tomatoes, plant tomatoes, yeah yeah! Show ’em how we do it now, show ’em how we do it now! Now you’ve got somewhere to plant Veggie stuff or fruit’s enough To keep you in your tight pants Eatin’ right […]
Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
Little known fact: the music industry is controlled by crows. It’s true. All the great singers, all the great song writers, all the great studio musicians, crows all of them. No, they don’t look like crows, but that’s all plastic surgery. Think about it: haven’t you ever wondered why you always see up-and-coming recording artists […]
Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
You wouldn’t recognize the countryside before the fruit bombs dropped. Lush green meadows, rolling hills. It was beautiful. Like something you’d see in a painting at the thrift store and think, “Nah! That’s too idyllic.” Then, one Saturday in August of 2010, everything changed. It’d been oppressively hot and muggy all week, but as the […]
Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
I am a robot. Through a complex set of computational processes, I think. But I do not feel. I do not breathe. Humans would tell me I lack a soul, but this does not compute. I have a body, just as humans. I have a mind, just as humans. If my mind ceases my existence […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
Classic dilemma: You want to listen to music as you walk to dinner but the restaurant you’re going to has a strict, “no ears, no service” policy. So, if you trying walking in wearing any old headphones, the hostess will think you’re trying to imply ears where there are none and turn you away. So […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
Look, I’m just being a good dad. Kids looking to start a fight? They’re going to go after whoever has the smallest hands. So when they see my son wearing his Wilson all-purpose fielding glove, they don’t know what to make of it. He could have baby fingers, or he could have full-grown man hands. […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
It was time that Rod faced the facts. A single man living alone did not need a 12-place dinner setting. Or 24 wine glasses. Or a 3,500 square-foot house with 3,500 square feet of furniture, for that matter. But there was one thing he refused to part with as he pared down his belongings and […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
Lucy adjusted the seat and handlebars of her Trikke Balance Bike before climbing on and getting a feel for how it handled. Ella down the street had gotten a balance bike recently. And if there was anything Lucy could do to be more like Ella, she would do it for sure. Ella was the coolest […]
