Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
>>JEM has entered chat<< JEM: whoa, is nobody here? JEM: hello? JEM: Joseph-Michel? JEM: Your Majesty? JEM: … JEM: Guess it turned out to be a pretty good birthday party then. >>XVI has entered chat<< JEM: Dude, I missed you! XVI: I missed you too! JEM: LET’S NEVER LEAVE THE CHAT ROOM AGAIN XVI: WE’LL […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
August 5 10:10:45.7 PM (PDT): NASA’s Curiosity Rover enters the Martian atmosphere. 10:15:04.9 PM: Parachutes deploy, slowing the module’s descent. 10:15:24.6 PM: Heat Shield Separation. 10:17:38.6 PM: Rover Separates from Descent Module. 10:17:57.3 PM: Touchdown on Martian Surface. 11:52:06.5 PM: Secondary Rover, Duquesne, deployed. August 6 01:22:31.6 AM: Curiosity Rover cameras activated, detailing panoramic views […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
No, no, you say whatever it takes to impress your friends. After all, this is a pack of two different wines, and the 2008 Zinfandel, Paso Robles DID win a freakin’ Gold Medal at the San Francisco Chronicle Wine Competition. So you’re not wrong to call all six of these bottles classy. But we’re not […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
We walk around, wearing our backpacks or our football pads, totally taking our shoulders for granted. But did you know there are devices out there that have never had the benefit of shoulders? That’s right: iPhones and iPod touches can go their whole lives without the joint structure made up of the clavicle, scapula, and […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
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Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
I work hard all day, makin’ the greens soft and comfy for the feet, and what to do these golfers do? They show up wearing SHOES?! Can you believe that? As if all the effort I put in is nothin’ but poppycock! Well, I walk up to one of these guys, and I say, “What’s […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
Danielle hadn’t been out of college very long, so she tried to remind herself of the times she stayed up all hours of the night and annoyed the people living next door to her. And then she remembered: THAT. NEVER. HAPPENED. But on the plus side, her new “off-campus” neighbors were about to make her […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
“Hey, babycakes,” said the infant with the tattoo. “Come over here and check out my ride.” Impressionable young Bristol slipped out of her cheap stroller and ran towards the Chicco Cortina Stroller across the courtyard. “My mom Jessica won’t know,” she whispered to the young rebel. “And besides, your ride’s so awesome, I can’t bear […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
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Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
This is a TRUE STORY, with REAL PEOPLE. PLEASE CLICK SHARE IN ORDER TO SHARE IT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS! A 50-something year old white woman wearing totally racist clothing arrived at her seat on a crowded flight only to find she would be sitting next to a penguin. Disgusted, she complained to the flight […]
