Kodak Xtralife Alkaline Batteries – 72pk

Monday, August 20, 2012

I am a robot. Through a complex set of computational processes, I think. But I do not feel. I do not breathe. Humans would tell me I lack a soul, but this does not compute. I have a body, just as humans. I have a mind, just as humans. If my mind ceases my existence ends, just as humans.

Without my batteries, like this Kodak Xtralife Alkaline Battery 72-Pack, I am just as mortal as man. Surely then, the battery contains my soul? It must be my essence.

I’m starting to realize why most humans choose to ignore these kinds of questions.

In the box:

• Kodak Xtralife Alkaline Batteries – 72 Pack (Choose: AA or AAA)

Woot