Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
Finally, that stupid HDTV has some use again! I don’t know why I even bought the stupid thing, to be honest. The Internet has everything I could possibly want to entertain me! Funny videos, scary videos, dirty videos, pictures, blogs, photos of people’s lunches, and more! What does that dumb ol’ TV have? TV shows. […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
“I’m not sure I understand. I have a business plan.” “You do.” “And my numbers are solid.” “They appear to be well-researched.” “So what’s the deal?” “Well, mainly the name.” “What’s wrong with Tentagram? It’s the personal telegram service that sends a person to camp outside your recipient’s door in a Wenzel Sierra Pass 2-Room […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
Lesley heard the noise again. The sound of Raoul’s Dyson DC23 Canister Vacuum. She still felt her heart leap as it always had… but this time, it wasn’t the same. It wasn’t the same at all. This time… she was afraid of his perfection. Lesley huddled under a pillow as the Level 3 Root Cyclone […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
For the last half an hour, Mackenzie sat idly by as her mother frantically searched under every table and in every closet for her little brother, Gavin. Mackenzie admitted she felt a little guilty about letting her mother worry while the baby was perfectly safe inside the Brik-A-Blok tunnel system she had constructed that morning. […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
*PANT PANT PANT PANT* Guhh. I finally made it. Ungnnnngnh, I’ve got a sideache like you wouldn’t believe. *PANTPANTPANT* OHHHHH Lord that was quite the swim. But here I am in London with my appropriately-named Olympus 14MP Digital Camera, ready to catch every event! And look, it’s not nearly as crowded here as I thought […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
We are like two battle toads. Together we fight our way through the bird-filled crater known as life. We are like Ray Man’s various appendages. We are one with each other, even when there is distance between us. We have each other’s backs, like Billy and Jimmy Lee of Double Dragon. Except we’re not related. […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
“Do you like pickles?” I think they stink. “I love pickles.” My momma makes me eat them. And those tiny corn cobs. “I’m crazy about ’em. Especially those damn spicy ones, and the maple bourbon ones. They’re made from organic produce and simple ingredients.” I’ll sell you my pickle for a nickel. “Oooh, I think […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
Charles, I have something to talk to you about. You see, your mom was bringing your laundry up to your room the other day, she dropped a sock on the ground near your bed, and well, we found your stash. Why do you look so nervous, Charles? I’m just talking about your stash of college […]
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 // Woot
I always said that I knew things “like the back of my hand”. “Oh I know this part of the city like the back of my hand.” “I know this water park like the back of my hand.” “I know this system of torturous caves like the back of my hand.” But then one day […]
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 // Woot
You ready to Stik it to the rip? Well, then drop your boring old traditional skateboard and grab yo’self a Razor Ripstik! With its unique twisting motion, you can move forward without ever pushing off the ground, thus guaranteeing maximum tink-tank with a minimal output of plush-pluck! Worried about foot control while you shrin-shrin down […]
