Brooklyn Brine Artisan Pickles (3)

Thursday, August 16, 2012

“Do you like pickles?”

I think they stink.

“I love pickles.”

My momma makes me eat them. And those tiny corn cobs.

“I’m crazy about ’em. Especially those damn spicy ones, and the maple bourbon ones. They’re made from organic produce and simple ingredients.”

I’ll sell you my pickle for a nickel.

“Oooh, I think you might be undercutting yourself there. These are some damn fine pickles. The jars are hand-packed to capture the vibrant character of vegetables freshly plucked from the garden. I’ll give you two bucks.”

Ok.

“I’ve got two pickles, I’ve got two pickles, I’ve got two pickles hey hey hey hey! A do da di da do da day! I’ve got two pickles today!”

Man, you weren’t kidding. You really like pickles. You made up a song about it and everything.

“Don’t even get me going on the beer-brined Hop Pickles. They’re steeped in an IPA, caramelized onions and hops. But don’t tell my mom. She doesn’t know I’ve been stealing nips of those from the fridge.”

Damn Spicy Ingredients:  Cucumbers, apple cider vinegar, water, sea salt, chili peppers, garlic, natural spices (dill flowers, mustard seeds, coriander, caraway, black peppercorns, chili flakes).

Spicy Maple Bourbon Ingredients:  Cucumbers, apple cider vinegar, organic maple syrup, habanero peppers, cane sugar, bourbon, onion, spices.

Hop Pickle Ingredients: Cucumbers, 60 minute IPA, apple cider vinegar, water, habanero, caramelized onions (apple cider vinegar, water, onions, organic syrup, evaporated cane sugar, Finger Lakes Distilled Bourbon, sea salt), garlic, dill, spices, smoke paprika.

In the box:

• (1) Brooklyn Brine Damn Spicy Pickles, 24oz.
• (1) Brooklyn Brine Spicy Maple Bourbon Pickles, 16oz.
• (1) Brooklyn Brine Hop Pickles, 16oz.

Woot