Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
To be clear, I’m not a doctor. I don’t even play one on TV. But if you’re hearing color or tasting sounds, you may have a neurological disorder. However, if you’re nosing the smell of apricots and passion fruit, you’re probably just enjoying a glass of Russian River Valley wine. Still unsure? Answer these next […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
We all need an ego boost now and then — especially us megalomaniacs. It can be hard to find someone who will inundate you with a near-constant stream of positive affirmation. That’s why I turned to my TV. Or, more specifically, my 42″ Hisense TV with a picture of myself taped to the screen. I […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
Honey, look. I love you. I do. And I’m fine with us, with this, with our relationship and its current level of awesomeness. I’m just saying that there are things we should look forward to discovering about each other, but at a later date. So look, I appreciate you and I appreciate you taking an […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
Yeah, I mean technically it’s a backpack. I mean, it’s called a Kelty Avocet 30 Backpack. But it’s more than that. It’s got a sleeve for a reservoir to turn it into one of those hydration packs, it’s got traps for side compression, load stability, and even ice-axe loops. It’s got a wicking back panel, […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
Pamela was whistling as she walked to the closet. Whistling! When was the last time she’d done THAT? Of course the answer was “over six months ago” which was pretty much the last time she’d taken her favorite lavender shirt out of the closet. Currently it was at the bottom of the closet, where it […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
Sharon had no idea what the box of gears, claws and eyeballs was for, but Jake and Dakody sure seemed to be happy she’d brought it to them. She didn’t feel she understood why, but she was sure she could figure it out by watching them play. But it wasn’t as easy as all that. […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
This old thing? This is my trusty refurbished JVC Everio HD Camcorder with 40x Optical Zoom. Yeah, I imagine it’d be great for shooting home movies or vacation videos or whatever. Sure. I never have, though. I mainly just walk around hoping to see a street fight. See, I frequent a website that posts grainy, […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
You know how a Shirt.Woot design will come along that reminds you of a funny video you had seen the week before, and you want to come up with some excuse to bring the two together but don’t have a very valid reason to? We’ve all been there, right? Like how this shirt conjures this […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
Yes, yes, this way. Mr. The Crusher is very anxious to meet you. You’ll be one of the very first members of the public to see just what he’s got to offer. Yes, just down here on the left. And then up the stairs. Lovely. Now the next right, there’s a hidden elevator behind the […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
“I believe we promised to keep your application on file, Mr. Parker.” “Please, Ms. Howard. Just a moment of your time.” “My time is too valuable, Mr. Parker. Now I appreciate your enthusiasm but I really must be insisting you leave my office-“ “I have a financial plan guaranteed to make this company millions.” “You […]
