Saturday, August 4, 2012 // Woot
The economic downturn has affected folks of all walks of life. Nobody has remained totally immune the worst economic conditions since the Great Depression, and many who once considered themselves “middle class” now find themselves scrounging for insect larvae and edible roots in their local wetlands. We’ve all been there, but that doesn’t mean you […]
Saturday, August 4, 2012 // Woot
The Lord of the Rings. Yeah, I thought they did a decent job with the movies, but if I had my way, the ring would’ve been a way bigger character. Yeah, that’s right – the Ring itself! I mean, c’mon! It’s in, like, every scene and no lines? You gotta give that thing a voice […]
Saturday, August 4, 2012 // Woot
I was a different person back then, you know? I was young, angry at the world for reasons that weren’t anyone’s fault but my own, and too stupid to see it. Hanging out outside convenience stores, passing around three dollar bottles of wine wrapped in brown paper with guys with names like Ponzi and M-Bezzle […]
Saturday, August 4, 2012 // Woot
Never used a ladder before? Then get ready for four minutes of in-your-face ladder explanation with the official Little Giant Select Step Adaptive Stepladder Product Video. 0:04 Hey hey hey. There’s no WAY I’m going to be able to afford all these ladders, Mr. Sexyvoice. 0:12 As experimental prose artists, Little Giant Ladders strictly avoids […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
Gadgets sure are fun, aren’t they? Until they run out of battery power. Then they’re actually some of the lamest things you can possibly own. Think about it! Is that iPhone good for anything besides being a paperweight once the battery runs out? Nope. Unless maybe you want to hold down other lightweight stuff besides […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
No, good citizens, do not fear. This CRKT Van Hoy On Fire Knife doesn’t actually ignite when exposed to air. You can’t use it as some sort of mythical weapon of prophecy to lay claim to a kingdom. It will not vanquish any mystical beasts or villains. It will not give you any additional prowess […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
Brant knew it wasn’t THAT much to pay the pet deposit. But there was just something exciting about living outside the law. He hadn’t told Lesley that their new puppy (still unnamed) was a rogue terrier. She wouldn’t have allowed that sort of risk. That could have been why Brant wanted to push it as […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
Michelle argued that it was too soon for Ella to learn to ride a bike, but Tim was hearing none of it. He was excited to see Ella try out the TreeHaus Balance Bike for the first time. Sure, there might be a few bumps and bruises along the way. But it’s nothing the kid […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
“OMG get off the channel.” Sorry, is this the wrong channel? I just downloaded the game and I’m not sure. “Shut up noob.” Hey, sorry. Is there a forum or an IRC or something where I can get some help? “QUIT NOOBING THE PLACE UP, NOOB.” “LOL” “LMFAO stoopid nubz can’t even fig out the […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
It was prophesied long ago that a majestic city would one day rise out of the dust and waste of a barren desert to become the most extraordinary metropolis in the history of humankind. This is the myth of Phoenix, Arizona. They said that, when the great Phoenix came, it would sprawl out its suburbs […]
