Fox Nouveau

Friday, July 27, 2012

The lazy dog thought about chasing the fox, but he was sooooo tired.
The lazy dog mentally reprimanded himself for not doing anything anymore.
The lazy dog signed up for a rock climbing class.

The quick brown fox jumped over a pile of cinder blocks.
The quick brown fox landed awkwardly.
The quick brown fox tore her ACL.

The lazy dog hit the snooze button again.
The lazy dog justified sleeping in to himself, because sleep is important.
The lazy dog slept through his rock climbing class.

The quick brown fox gazed wistfully outside, her leg elevated.
The quick brown fox idly took a sip from her wine glass — empty again?
The quick brown fox opened another bottle and sighed.

The lazy dog stood on the bridge, looking down into the water.
The lazy dog wondered if it would just be selfish.
The lazy dog closed his eyes.

The quick brown fox saw the lazy dog on the bridge.
The quick brown fox limped over cautiously.
The quick brown fox grabbed the lazy dog just in time.

Wear this shirt: to protect your private information (AKA nipples).

Don’t wear this shirt: in Redmond.

This shirt tells the world: “I believe in fashion AND function.”

We call this color: The Royal Blue Yonder

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