Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
“What are you talkin’ about, Mark? We’re a team!” “We are. Well, we were. I just feel like it’s time to update my methodology. That’s why I’m going with this SkyCaddie SGX Golf GPS Rangefinder.” “B-b-b-ut I’M your SkyCaddie!” “I’m sorry, Clay. You’ve been a great caddie for me over the years. It’s just the […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
Sylvia looked at the near-empty plate of baklava, right next to the near-full pan of lasagna from the charity dinner. The moment she’d told Nestoras she was back on sugar, the dessert appeared. It was delicious, but nowhere near “go out with the Greek superintendent” delicious. She knew he was smitten with her, but he […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
It was just before Aladdin plucked the magic lamp from its pedestal deep within the Cave of Wonders when Jake asked his mother a question. “Mom, what happened to your friend Amanda’s husband?” Michelle stopped reading from the Disney Die-Cut Story Book in her lap and was unable to think of anything to say for […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
Woot Writer here, and I have to cut to the chase, alright? Hurry up and buy this Acer ICONIA A200 Tablet, already. I don’t care if you’ve already got a tablet. I don’t care if you’ve already got five tablets. And if you DON’T have a tablet already, then as far as I’m concerned you’re […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
Titulus est “Rodents of Unusal Size” si Latine legere non possis. Sed si quid agis Latine legere non possis legere hoc. Sed non dicitur Latine? Cretins? Hoc shirt est ad “Reginae Sponsa”. Componit plures elementum simul ad iocosa effectus. Quod est quam Shirt.Woot operatur, vere. Aliquando est “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”, aliquando “Super Mario Brothers”. […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
Welcome to the new game show everyone’s talking about: Barrel Select! And now your host, John Johnson! Thank you, thank you! We’ve got a great show ahead of us, so let’s just dive right in. Introducing today’s contestant, hailing from Pensacola Florida, Amelia Grayly! Amelia, tell us a little bit about yourself. “I like horses […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
Johnny, I’ll miss Scraps just as much as you will. Actually, no, that’s not true. He shed a lot and liked to mess the carpet, and that frustrated Daddy. But hey, I’ve moved on, and that means you can, too. Now I know you’re sad, but do you think Scraps would want you to be […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Back then, a newspaperman needed a powerful phone on his desk. If he had to call down and stop the presses, only the weight of a powerful handset and cradle would do! But today? Today a blogger has to make her deadline by texting her revisions to the editor. And doesn’t that feel… well, a […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
“Yeah!” “A flashlight? For my birthday?” “Sure! It’s an Icon Rogue 2 Flashlight! It’s got 100 Lumens!” “I see.” “I mean, y’know. It’s not just a flashlight.” “Are you sure? Because it sure seems like just a flashlight.””No, it’s…uh, y’know. It’s like a symbol!” “Of…” “Of, um, our love!” “Our love is like a flashlight?” […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Pamela was still beaming as she carried her empty casserole dishes to her sink. “I still can’t get over what a lovely evening this was. Don’t you think it was just grand, Sylvia?” Sylvia let the still three-quarters full aluminum lasagna pan fall to the top of Pamela’s kitchen cart with a passive-aggressive slap before fishing […]
