Sunday, July 22, 2012 // Woot
The picture seems clear, almost supernaturally clear. Don’t worry! There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this! You’re just experiencing the Vizio’s full 1080p High Definition resolution, which gives you over 2 million pixels, not to mention the 100,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio which delivers deeper blacks and brighter whites through contrast and dimension! It seems to […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
Yes, Mr. Ebert, we know you think games can’t be art. But let us counter: figuring out a painting never unlocked a special new level with a jet pack in it! Check and mate, we believe. And that’s what the artist faces these days. You can’t read a novel until it’s been mentioned on TV. […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
So you’re stranded on a deserted island, and you want to send a message to boats passing by, the mainland, basically anyone who will listen. So you grab a bottle, any old bottle, right? WRONG! Never skimp on the bottle! Some old plastic thing? That’s just gonna look like trash. Now, a Stanley 24 Oz. […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
Craig managed to get up, find a chocolate donut, turn on the television and fall on the couch. His iRobot Roomba 530 slowly drove across the floor to grab the crumbs. Craig just watched it go. His very own robot housemaid. He was living the dream. Craig wasn’t exactly a slob, and he didn’t have […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
Ryan was out alone. He told himself this was perfectly normal. There was no way Bristol could possibly forget him just because he was away for a few hours. Even a normal baby would still recognize her Daddy, and a baby as clearly advanced as Bristol? No way. No way she’d forget. Even still, Ryan […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
“Mmm.” “We got the Oneida 65-piece set, but it looks like something is missing to me.” “Mmm.” “Is a sugar spoon missing? It’s hard to tell.” “Mmm.” “Well, there’s only one way to be sure: Counting the entire set.” “Mmm.””No time like the present, I guess. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
MONDAY Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s serious, there’s a giant volcano, threatening to erase civilization as we know it, you need me to fix it because I’m the most genius scientist ever, blah, blah, blah. When’s it supposed to erupt, anyway? Thursday?! Seriously?!?! And you’re bugging me about it NOW?! C’mon! Just chill! I’ll get […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
The scene is set at Le Chateau Meroux, an elegant but quaint lounge in the Cognac region of France. A tall, dark-haired man named Adrien Adaire walks through the door and surveys the room before taking a seat at the bar. He’s not good-looking in the traditional sense. But there’s something about him. Charming. Charismatic. […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
“I’m sorry?” “Oh nothing. It’s just that I’m about to turn on my Zmodo 4-Camera Surveillance setup, at which point the universe will collapse on itself.” “I don’t think that’s what’s supposed to happen.” “Not usually, no. They’re supposed to be used with this DVR to easily record surveillance footage.” “Right.” “But I’ve got them […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
Well if you aren’t the sorriest excuse for a white-collar criminal that I’ve ever seen, then my name isn’t Peaches O’Hannegan. (It’s not, actually. It’s Ann Smith. What can I say? My parents weren’t very imaginative.) There’s no way a delicate little flower like you would ever make it in the joint. So listen up, […]
