Saturday, July 7, 2012 // Woot
Few remember Leon “Cumulus” Brown, the cloud who started as center for the Boston Celtics through much of the team’s first decade. Brown was known for his oppressive defense, court presence, and cotton-like appearance. “Cumulus” Brown was a feared defender in the post as well as on the perimeter. Opposing players claimed he was nearly […]
Saturday, July 7, 2012 // Woot
Hello? Oh, hi, Gentlewoman. Yeah, I’ve just been hanging out on the couch with some ice cream tonight. No, my Lord is in the field, so I’m just… right, exactly, nothing’s on TV this time of night, like, ever. And all I have to read is that paper in the closet so I’m glad you […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
I’m certified to cut open an animal and crawl inside to survive a storm in the wild, and in my opinion there’s only one cutting instrument up to the task. The CRKT Crawford Triumph Knife is the only choice for the serious body-cavity survivalist. The 0.14″ blade will make short work of a moose sternum, […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
Maurice had already gone home for the day. Jimmy was sitting alone at the front desk, reading a magazine. It was five minutes before closing at Ruttles, and the cash drawer was almost completely balanced. If no other customer came in, Jimmy would be out the door on time. And that was when he saw […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
Michelle was standing at the sink doing dishes when, out of the corner of her eye, she saw something small skitter across the floor. When she turned to look, it was gone. So she just shrugged her shoulders and went back to squeegeeing out a glass. Not two minutes later, she had a creepy crawly […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
To modern ears, 199Quad and its melange of Southern Fried Hip Hop may seem trite, even quaint on first listen. But it’s arguably the most important artistic leap in the 69 Boyz’ career – the signpost that signaled a shift away from the heavy demands of R&B pop toward more introspective, adult subject matter. If […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
The first thing they discovered during Mrs. Thompson’s heart surgery was that her heart appeared to be stone. “That’s not a good sign,” said the doctor. But when they opened it up, they found it contained a beautiful world, a bright world overflowing with lush greenery and life! All in the operating theater oohed and […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
In the Chateau Bianca, there are no phones, but if you whisper a question into your pillow in a hushed tone, you are guaranteed to get the response you would like. As long as every question you whisper is, “can you make my face a little warmer?” And in the Chateau Bianca, there are no […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
Dear Uncle Rocco, I hope this letter finds you well. I also hope you’re actually opening and reading it instead of burning it the moment you saw my name on the envelope. I know it was incredibly thoughtless to send you those headphones for your birthday, and I hope you will accept this apology. I […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
This product is a gun. It is black, by the looks of it. It is suitable for hunting varmints, vermin, and pests. It features a Bull Whisper barrel, which is presumably superior to other barrels. The shoulder pad absorbs 74% of recoil. What you did with the other 26% is up to you. Its 4×32 […]
